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Randy Kagan

@randykagan

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Stand up comedian and writer. Short doc Jewphoria premiered at Austin Film Fest. RK live at the Wilbur Theater now on Youtube

Los Angeles, California
Joined March 2009
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
I’m moving to Antarctica. No leaf blowers!.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
I have an emotional support tree.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
2020 looks like it will be great. Unless you happen to care about biodiversity.
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Randy Kagan
6 years
Let’s be honest, Rudolph was a brown nosed reindeer.
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Randy Kagan
6 years
Let’s meet under the mistle camel toe.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
“Some hippie gets nailed to a two by four and now I have to buy my uncle a Dust Buster?”. Warren Thomas.
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Randy Kagan
6 years
X-Mas sweaters make me want to kill Christ again. Too soon?.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
I’m selling Star of David Lee Roth tree toppers.
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Randy Kagan
6 years
Happy Danksgiving!.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
You know what NASCAR needs? Speed bumps.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
I used to kill 2 birds with one stone. Until PETA got involved.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
Got a tooth pulled. Waiting on the tooth fairy. Hope he gets here soon.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
Deathbed Comedy Club, when you see the light, your time is up.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
WTF?! The NBA has more load management than Ron Jeremy.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
If you enjoy meth you will enjoy me on 95.5 FM KLOS tonight. The Frazer Smith Show!.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
Halloween is a great chance for me to get rid of my pot roaches.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
For Halloween I’m.giving out boxes of raisins because I love eggs.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
Are you up? Me either. Listen and learn tonight on 95.5 KLOS. Frazer Smith rocks!.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
What to say when you meet a whistle.blower: hello my name is whistle.
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@randykagan
Randy Kagan
6 years
You know you’ve taken too many mushrooms when you call 911 when the walls stop breathing.
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