Me forcing my kids to watch all the movies I watched as a kid so they’ll be cool like me 😎

Stay away from people who have benefited from you but act as if you have never done anything good for them.

Do you ever just suddenly stop enjoying being someone's friend

Adulting is realizing nobody is your friend.

Your prime years start at 25… or maybe 26

Bro…people are becoming millionaires with just Wi-Fi and consistency. This digital era is insane.

i think men are only loved when they have money

Unfortunately there are no benefits of being a nice guy.

I achieved this under 2 months of intense workout. Totally worth it

Use condoms if you're below poverty line.

How To Look Younger As a Man 1. Don't smoke

If you’re 18 i highly recommend picking a career and just sticking with it even through all the doubt because it’s incredibly embarrassing crying on the phone with your mother at 26 about how chopped and unemployable you are

Never let the same snake bite you twice.

Life passes really fast when you get a job, as randomness goes away, days start merging into one long week. I suppose that’s how people get old faster.

How To Look Younger As a Man 1. Don't smoke

WARNING: Your environment can 100% ruin your potential. Leave that small town before it kills all your dream.

I have decided that my 20s actually start from 25 onwards

I will keep congratulating others until it's my turn.

Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭

Use every edge you have. Life isn’t fair and it doesn’t reward playing fair.