Hiiiii @BlueJays - we got engaged at the game tonight, we will forever share a special date with @vladdyjr27 !

Archie and I have been watching Miracle on and off all week and this game gave me such 1980 Olympic vibes.

Damn, Sidney Crosby is greying so beautifully.

Dropped my tiny humans blanket in the parking lot today after leaving the Oilers skills comp. super thrilled we live 90 mins away and can’t go look for it 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Jesus Christ my toddler is literally going to send me to the psych ward.

Archie and I are having a sick day. So I decided it was probably a good idea to watch Infinity War with him. Smart right? Not really. “Mom, what’s he doing? Where’s Iron Man? Who is that? Where did Spider-Man go? What’s that fire? Why isn’t he Hulk anymore? Who’s that?”

People has named John Krasinski the Sexiest Man Alive of 2024.

12/10 was expecting secret lives of Mormon wives to be a documentary, and not another reality tv show for me to binge, but I am not complaining 🤩🤩 bye bye VPR, helloooo mormons

I’m a lazy sack of garbage, why do I have the two most active tiny humans known to mankind????

Holy shit I swear all my two year old does is cry.

I have never felt so defeated by tiny humans before. I honestly feel like a robot that’s malfunctioning and I don’t know how to repair it.

Do the people who post ‘I love being a mom’ daily ever like not love it?? Or am I just really lacking a lot of serotonin and need to see my therapist more often???

Tiniest human slept through the night last night, older tiny human started back up at daycare today and was sooo excited to see friends, and then tiniest human took two 90 min crib naps today that allowed me to finish laundry and get a work out in. WHAT A GOOD DAY.

Brock Davies saying he needs a nanny for his one child in order for him to fill his cup. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD BIG GUY. #VPR

Are people actually buying and wearing Alo Yoga clothes????? Like their crewneck hoodies are $195? And their leggings are $210?????? Like people are buying this shit????? Am I just poor???

Just saw something that said Joe Jonas gives off major Tom Sandoval vibes and I think it broke my heart a little. I can’t unsee it.

Archie’s favorite movie is D2 Mighty Ducks. So I’ve watched it twice a day for the last week. Safe to say I have noticed almost every flaw to the game of hockey in it. And it’s still the best movie ever.

I forgot how no beuno the 4-6 month stage is. Plz send well thoughts for my mental health.

Looked at booking a trip to Toronto to see the Blue Jays this summer. Flights were the same price it costs us to get to Orlando, and hotels were $500-$700 a night. And people wonder why we always just go to Disney? THIS IS WHY.

Which is wild because the dude naps for 3 hours when he’s at home.

I feel like it isn’t worth it to send him to just have a sick dude all the time. Plus he refused to nap there so when he comes home he’s pretty much Satan for the rest of the evening.