being a good artist isn’t about having artistic talent. it’s about practice and having the willpower of a roach that has been smacked 20 times with a rolled up magazine and yet Still refuses to die
a few years ago, i started selling handmade stickers of my silly and poorly drawn frogs.
today, my mom is quitting her job to come and work for me and my frog business instead 🥰🐸
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again, Confused Boyfriend™️ is my favorite type of customer i get. he has no clue what he’s doing. all he knows is that he’s gotta get his girlfriend some frogs
i’m doing a joint giveaway with XPPen!! we’re giving away drawing tablets & frogs to 3 lucky winners!! 🐸
HOW TO ENTER:
🌸 Retweet this post
🌸 Follow me &
@xppenca
instagram asked to have a meeting with me last month & i learned why everybody’s engagement sucks lately. i share the results of my espionage with you, enjoy 🐸
frog bags and things i can shove inside them. still looking for a skeleton so i can see how many bones will fit inside. but for now here’s school supplies, switches, and a knife. the essentials
🐸 GIVEAWAY 🐸
hey, pal. you want a brand spanking new drawing monitor? specifically the Artist 22 2nd generation? ok good because i’m working with
@XPPEN
to give one away!!
to enter:
⁃RT & like this post
⁃follow me &
@XPPEN
giveaway ends june 6. good luck 🐸
my mom refuses to wear the hospital grippy socks because she says they are too ugly. she says frog socks Only. she also keeps showing them off to all the nurses like “look at my cool socks my daughter made 😎”
my boyfriend won’t let me out of his sight when we go to target anymore because i am too easily distracted and will wander off. last time it took him 10 minutes to find me after i spotted a very tiny piñata
thinking of selling NFP’s (new frog pictures) on my store 😍🐸
- i draw a frog
- you buy it from my store for real money
- no crypto. i email you a JPG.
- i write ur name on a post it saying that you kinda own it but not really
- no environment harmed. only ur wallet is harmed
ok i can’t stop laughing at this. the post office delivered this package to a customer of mine. the contents were completely destroyed, Except for a tiny spoon in perfect condition. which was not sent by me. where did this spoon come from
a few weeks ago, i posted about my mom quitting her full time job to come work for me instead, and the wonderful
@patreon
team had this plaque made for her! she hasn’t even started yet and she’s already employee of the year 😂🐸
the best part is that now that i am her boss i can annoy her with frogs 24/7 and there’s nothing she can do about it!!! 🐸🐸🐸
(just kidding. mom is Always the boss even when she is not 😩)