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Grammy Nominated Beatboxer • Doctor • Father of 7 @showoff • ⚡️not affiliated with nintendo

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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
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I was in a relationship so toxic that when we broke up people started congratulating me
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Bitches be like “my life a movie” Yeah a documentary on mental illness
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@raichu
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I’m taking a break from social media this is so toxic. I’ll see yall in 11 minutes
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"Are u okay?" absolutely not but i'm funny
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@raichu
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can’t manipulate me by crying ima just stare at you
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@raichu
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January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao
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@raichu
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1 year
I think I healed too much, I don't like anyone
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i think my single era might be permanent.
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@raichu
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2 years
pulled out so fast she started spinning like a beyblade
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@raichu
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Dating in this generation is like a new form of self harm
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@raichu
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I'm not a 🚩 I'm more like a ⚠️ bc I do warn you. You just don't be listening
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@raichu
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Imagine Breaking Up With The Same Person For 3 Years
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@raichu
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2 years
maturing is realizing that Snapchat is USELESS
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@raichu
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They be saying "it cost $0 to be kind" like being mean ain't free too
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@raichu
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catching feelings shoulda been on a 1,000 ways to die
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@raichu
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1 year
Y'all relationships really inspire me.. To remain single
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@raichu
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Only red flag about me is that I'm too good to be true
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1 year
Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire
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@raichu
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2 years
idk how to flirt so we just gon argue
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@raichu
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imagine raising your son for years and he end up asking women “where my hug at?”
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My toxic trait is knowing the truth & still asking u questions so u can lie to me
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Screen shots don't scare me. I know what I said and Ima still lie
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@raichu
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Her: we done Me: 911 I would like to report a Unlicensed Lash tech
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I think I was born irritated. ain’t no way people get on my nerves like this.
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My mom just needs a blunt sometimes
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I realized I had issues when I wanted Swiper to rob Dora
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Text her ”get dressed” and don’t pull up
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@raichu
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all i care bout is money & like 5 ppl
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1 year
can’t gaslight me, i’m okay w being the villain
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Told my girl to fight her demons and that's all I remember before I was knocked out
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@raichu
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“it doesn’t feel like december” bro when was the last time you felt anything
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@raichu
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I hope my adult happy meal comes with a Glock
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@raichu
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Maybe I'm the problem.. Nvm that don't even sound right
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@raichu
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i suck at comforting people they be like “i wanna die” and i say "fr"
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My ex: “I want u back” Me: “the gang said no”
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last time i took a relationship serious i didn't smile for 6 months
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@raichu
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1 year
My soulmate prolly me
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1 year
Normalize telling people “I don’t care” in the middle of conversations
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1 year
screenshots don't scare me, i'll lie again
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@raichu
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2 years
I'm not a alcoholic, I'm just always down to drink. Huge difference
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@raichu
Raichu
1 year
I see why Tupac was beefing with everybody. The whole world fake as hell.
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my kids have to be friends with my friends’ kids so the gang can live on
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1 year
If you ugly, please don’t post no pics today. I’m not in the fkn mood
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1 year
self care isn’t working, pass me the alcohol
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No Matter How Bad My Day Is, At Least I Ain’t Got Kids
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Don’t lie to me cause I’ll start lying like my Dad and you not gon like it
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@raichu
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And before u crack that lil joke, better ask urself if u ready for mine.
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idk why girls dont sell drugs, yall literally have dudes on their knees with nothing. imagine if u had percs
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@raichu
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2 years
“Who got you smiling?” The voices in my head cracked a joke leave me alone
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Damn bro it’s HOT today *wears black*
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All my ex’s came back at least once, safe to say I was never the problem
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@raichu
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1 year
I hate when people don’t get they birthday cake in the flavor I like
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@raichu
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1 year
Tf you mean "taking things slow" add me to your family group chat right now
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1 year
Arguing with me is crazy cuz my goal isnt to win. Its to make you as mad as i can.
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i might be toxic, but u started it so
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@raichu
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don't ask me for advice I advocate breakups and crimes
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I know I disappear a lot, I don't text back and I'm distant. The truth is I'm a superhero.
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I don’t forgive and forget I remember and hate
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i be in my head fighting for my life
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“you’re so quiet” i wish you were too bro
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i be acting worse then kanye it just ain’t never hit the media yet
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Nowadays u gotta be in two relationships just in case
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@raichu
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I'm finna start acting like my dad y'all got me fcked up
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@raichu
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I be Using her makeup brushes to dust off my Xbox
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@raichu
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A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you
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Tired of healing , ima start traumatizing y’all back
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@raichu
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Summer is over.. it’s about to get cold, just pick your favorite liar and relax.
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I miss the old me.. i used to have like 10 hoes
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i got ghosted once and ghosted 60 ppl in return
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tattoo pain and gym gains is how we spending 2023
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what part of “i need to save money” do i not understand
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No suicidal shit, but I think I want a relationship
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Women will let you cum in them but healthy communication is where they draw the line
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Let them kids believe in Santa. You believed in yo man
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I’m not waiting on the 31st to cut nobody off. Y’all can go today. Rn.
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Women will watch Jeffrey Dahmer and still go home wit random strangers this weekend.
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I only flirt to see if I still got it I don’t really be liking y’all
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Idk how to flirt but we can agrue
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If i leave you im sorry, i get it from my dad.
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if u think kanye crazy u should see the shit i be doin
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no more talking stage, lmk when my name is tattooed on you
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i know i’m not the problem cuz they always come back at least twice
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You can’t hurt me, I seen that shit coming 2 months ago when I was overthinking
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Today my homie hid his story from 1,168 people just so he could post his girl
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To everyone I did wrong, i just want y’all to know I’ll do it again
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She’s probably healing, it’s time to text her again
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Imagine running from the police at night and yo sketchers start lighting up
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i gotta stop talking to myself that person a bad influence
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it’s almost Valentine’s Day and i don’t know what to get myself
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Been single all year and still went through relationship problems wtf
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If you want flowers on February 14, plant them now.
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@raichu
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2 years
To anyone feeling unloved today, I donʼt love you either
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I love surprising her, today She woke up wit $400... Missing out her wallet
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If nobody loves me, I know my ex’s still do
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I literally just asked myself was i the problem & we said no, so idk.
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If you ugly don't msg me today plz, I already have alot going on
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nah babe ur not cute anymore. that shit u did was weird n i didnt like it
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@raichu
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Somebody getting cheated on this weekend.. Not me tho i’m single. y'all be safe tho
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Idc if she got red flags I’m a bull
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