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#1 @rafael_updates account 👁️ chicago guy/actor kinda amongst other things

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rafael
2 months
water by tyla. espresso by sabrina carpenter. we just need one more beverage themed pop single to complete every gay guy’s brunch order
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2 months
@tinashe PLEAASEEEE
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2 months
you guys r missing the point. the song has to be Good❤️
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1 month
your employee friend on a sunday night
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2 months
gen z bartender stuns in new sweater vest
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2 months
haircut makes me look like the end of tangled
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1 month
it is humid bro
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17 days
giving oldboy
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2 months
@IcarusFellAgain this video 😭
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2 months
“we need more queer spaces!!” “we need more sober spaces!!!” “we need more childfree spaces!!!” bro you are describing your living room, the place where you watch music videos?
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rafael
13 days
booked a hotel stay completely with credit card points
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1 month
me and bf got called sissies on the street on our way to our two year anniversary dinner right right
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rafael
2 months
no i don’t have a “taper fade” or “debilitating credit card debt.” but i am a member of the gay community. just this morning i bought a sweater vest from the thrift store.
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rafael
2 months
holy shit?
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1 month
multiple gay oomfs have been attacked by birds since May began…getting their licks in before pride month😭
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rafael
2 months
does anyone actually think lymphatic drainage is real? i love lady gaga i think she’s a really interesting artist
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rafael
3 months
sigh
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rafael
5 months
self tapes suck
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2 months
People liking same sex (gay) , weather change , mother against daughter , father against son ,
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rafael
2 months
the dancers at the new strip club that’s replacing Berlin
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1 month
my garlic shallot and thyme sizzling in the pan smells good asf btw. creating layers of flavor for breakfast, unlike many of you.
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9 days
hold on getting a call
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5 months
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rafael
2 months
foxtrot closing and berlin replacement bar owner being insane in the same morning is too much😭
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rafael
3 months
the stock market craSHEd. homes in forclosHER. and from the aSHEs we rose.
@LMonsterReacts
monster reactions
3 months
Grindr, Lady Gaga, Glee, RuPaul’s Drag Race, The Wendy Williams Show….something shifted for gay culture in 2009.
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2 months
@pepsicobosnia everyone will tell you the worst kpop song you’ve ever heard apparently
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3 months
the twink who cried austin wolf
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2 months
that one corner in sidetrack
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15 days
nothing worse than seeing a hot daddy you served at the bar leave the restaurant and ride away on an electric scooter…bye peepaw…
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rafael
2 months
grimes at coachella or something idk just felt like tweeting
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rafael
2 months
this is my first graphic design project for the white house eeee😇😇😇 we wanted to do something simple and powerful hope u like it!!!
@POTUS
President Biden
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It's simple.
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rafael
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nicole eisenman’s what happened at the mca..run don’t walk
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2 months
tortured poshits defartment is now
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2 months
i can do it in one six hour bartending shift
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2 months
working a 12hr double on first gay guy beach day of the year
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2 months
upstairs neighbor asked my roommate “which one of you is watching Twin Peaks” because he hears it through the floor
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rafael
4 months
please this is a chicago straggot
@simon__stirling
Simon
4 months
rip oscar wilde you would have loved twinks like this
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2 months
just went on a life changing run
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7 days
CHARLES TN.
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3 months
the club was literally NOT made for making out. it was made to bonk your friends on the head asf
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rafael
4 months
had to speak out about this. turning off comments.
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5 months
shawty like a melody in my head
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2 months
ants coming out from behind shower head
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1 month
managing at work this morning
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1 month
when she sings the part about the corona being cold against her hand my heart falls out of my chest yeah
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rafael
15 days
she’s taking it Cold To Go
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2 months
enjoying a lovely moscow mule rn…i’d like to thank the moscow horse and moscow donkey that made this possible ❤️
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rafael
4 months
last night a 3:30 am chicken sandwich from windy city gyro saved my life
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1 month
i think i’m gluten intolerant
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rafael
2 months
noooo not foxtrot where am i gonna get to pay $12 for a breakfast sandwich now🥺
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29 days
have to record a dance audition.
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12 days
sympathy is a knife
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rafael
5 months
hey updaters — new year, new account
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9 days
the way the wicked witch died from water getting thrown on her??? the REFERENCESSSSS
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1 month
opened office door at work this morning and immediately stepped onto a glue trap and fell over my life is just like the movies (Saw)
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rafael
28 days
i don’t smoke weed because i live life with an open heart. and because when I do He appears.
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rafael
3 months
not a track fire on the red line between addison and sheridan..how can i blame this on jamie lee curtis…
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3 months
you’re DL in a Sarah Barellies tour t shirt?😭
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rafael
3 months
my paycheck..ahhh it’s the little things in life🥰
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rafael
4 months
not even the biggest fan of this movie but this reading seems (to me) to be a willful misunderstanding of the film. Bella Baxter isn’t a child, she’s a force of fiction. Through her will and empathy she learns to imagine (and creates!) a better world!
@DrProudman
Dr Charlotte Proudman
4 months
This is the most misogynistic film I’ve seen. A perverse man kidnaps a suicidal woman then transplants her brain (without her consent) with the brain of her foetus. She’s emancipated by having sex with lots of men (yawn). This film is not avant-garde, it’s glorified pedophilia.
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rafael
2 months
sooo annoying that to have written a play to have to have written it? can’t u guys just like see the pictures in my head and do that🙄
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rafael
4 months
they neeeeed to invent a tongue that moisturizes your lips
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rafael
11 days
people with huge tattoos always look mad as fuck walking their dogs like what you only have patience if you’re getting spongebob and the hundred acre wood tattooed around your forearm?
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rafael
3 months
“husbear” is one of those things that is so beautiful because of how artificial it is…simple, sweet, and completely unique, a divine example of purely human ingenuity…like if diet coke were a word
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rafael
4 months
got a boyfriend and immediately adopted all the most annoying boyfriend traits. letterboxd poster, stand up comic, player of the acoustic guitar like oh god i wouldn’t want me
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rafael
2 months
when the eclipse started happening and the dogs started turning on their owners>>>
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rafael
2 months
when the bar makes you get your own water cup it’s kinda like ok sire ill fetch a bucket from the well
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rafael
3 months
a piss & shart
@RajiTheDon
ThatNiggaJigga
3 months
Lemonade & Iced tea mixed, What do you call this in your city/state? Im from jersey and its an Uptown!
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broke down in tears hearing Track 10 live for the first time………..
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2 months
accidentally lowered the restaurant blinds onto a customer
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3 months
no…this is crazy😭
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1 month
dirty martini and bar rescueings are now
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rafael
5 months
i’m worried about these ipad babies get to playground age….what are they gonna play? airtag?
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2 months
thinkin bout me every night that’s that me progresso
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2 months
my honey bee come get this pollen
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rafael
29 days
fixed my printer, an act that legally makes me more qualified to be president than joe biden
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rafael
5 months
this is like when i kept making new emails as a kid because i didn’t know how password recovery worked
@crackgalore
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The way she kept making new LLCs so she can be able to get more loans djdhdh shdhddhd. Petty Boots? Pink Personality? 😭😭😭😭
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rafael
5 months
gia gunn trying to comfort laganja in untucked by saying “this is the moment…that counts.”
@thegaryfuqua
ᴍx. ɢᴀʀʏ 🇵🇸
5 months
what’s your favorite obscure Drag Race moment?
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2 months
they worked tf out of her
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rafael
5 months
soooo grateful to have a boyfriend who not only has a crockpot…but who knows how to use it too
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rafael
3 months
the jessica chastain like is what gets me lskdkskjf you know she was like that’s twinnn
@laurencesmb
Laurence Barber 🍉
3 months
Thinking one again about this deranged Bryce Dallas Howard post
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rafael
3 months
not gay as in happy, queer as in i have a haircut ive let grow out and it’s a little fucked up now
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rafael
5 months
w-2 season is here let’s remind ourselves of the man who tipped me $2 and a snapchat username this summer
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rafael
3 months
had amazing acting class this morning, coworkers loving the spring cocktail i pitched, sun is out, updaters we’re doing okay💖
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rafael
4 months
posted an “instagram reel”
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rafael
3 months
twink death manifests in all kinds of ways…for example me i still have all my hair but i did i just fall in the shower
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rafael
5 months
something so superwholockian about “the tortured poets department”…
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rafael
1 month
bro last night was a critical and commercial success😍
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rafael
2 months
an ssense
@GanymedeBlack
𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐟𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞
2 months
What would one call a roaming gaggle of He/Theys ?
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rafael
2 months
do you think if i tell the equity monitor that a tweet of mine from two days ago has over a million impressions that i’ll get bumped up the non-equity list
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rafael
5 months
fav first watches of january btw morvern callar / joyland fremont / the zone of interest
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rafael
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thank you to the gay guy with a gigantic fan at charli last night for keeping me cool throughout only problem was while it kept the air moving it also moved a bunch of armpit directly into my face
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rafael
2 months
kinda need this as a tattoo baddd
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rafael
3 months
is r*an b*atty gay or just doing a Porches thing i need to know before i press play
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rafael
2 months
courtney love is great but of course she’s no julie ragbeer
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rafael
3 months
kudos for shaking that mama. for quaking.
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