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@radiationmouth

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Human. Also a person. Serial distractor. Dedicated contrarian. I smack talk animals on Twitter. #AltMammalFact #StoatsAsMeasurement

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Human Person

@radiationmouth

5 years

I spent part of my morning photoshopping lemurs into classic works of art. First up is the Sistine Chapel Ceiling. #2021MMM

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Human Person

@radiationmouth

2 years

Every Clevelander staring down a week without power:

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Human Person

@radiationmouth

2 years

Despite what my political opponents would have you believe, I had NOTHING to do with the mass power outages in NE Ohio.

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Human Person

@radiationmouth

2 years

Is this true, @NatickBobCat ?

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Human Person

@radiationmouth

2 years

Dropping gators is now a new analogy for something ridiculous and unexpected that has a dramatic affect on the situation at hand #2024MMM

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Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

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THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PLAY #2024MMM!! Have a wonderful year, take care of you, take care of your loved ones, and take care of nature!

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Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

GREAT WHITE SHARK OUTLASTS GIANT SQUID!!!! GREAT WHITE SHARK IS #2024MMM CHAMPION!!!

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@radiationmouth

2 years

Dropping dead gators into the water to see what happens when you drop dead gators in the water… SCIENCE! *jazz hands* #2024MMM

Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

to continue their study about how estuarine crocodillian fall impacts deep sea ecosystems like mini whale falls!!! (Bryant et al. 2022) #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

#2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

Incidental… dead… gator? #2024MMM

Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

A QUICKLY SINKING DEAD ALLIGATOR DROPS ONTO THE BATTLING GREAT WHITE SHARK & GIANT SQUID!!! #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

THIS IS INTENSE AHHHHH #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

*Frenemies #2024MMM

Chris Anderson

@c_n_anderson

2 years

@Mammals_Suck @MMMletsgo THE REAL WINNER IS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY #2024MMM

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Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

Giant Squid BURSTS toward the Great White Shark expanding her crown of free arms wide TO ENVELOP THE SHARK'S FACE!!! (Roper & Boss 1982) #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

BEAK ITS SOFT EYES #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

Oh…. Oh no. #2024MMM

Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

But while the lipid-loaded blubber gives Great White Shark rich calories, she seeks some nutrient balancing for key proteins & carbohydrates readily available in... CEPHALOPODS! (Becerril-García et al. 2020) #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

*furiously googles Pelagic Realm* #2024MMM

Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

SUDDENLY BOTH GREAT WHITE SHARK & GIANT SQUID ARE #MMMAGICALLY TRANSLOCATED TO THEIR RANDOM HABITAT.... THE PELAGIC REALM!!!! #Whew #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

I’m guessing the answer is 80-100 feet, right? ..:RIGHT? #2024MMM

Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

Giant Squid washed up on shore or found floating at the surface are often damaged, & the elasticity of their arms can be exaggeratedly stretched. Giant Squid sucker scars on Sperm Whale grow with the cetacean, creating false claims of 60 meter krakens (Roper & Boss 1982) #2024MMM

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Human Person

@radiationmouth

2 years

LETS GOOO GIANT SQUID!!! #2024MMM

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Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

Great White Shark having a Ron Swanson moment... #2024MMM

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@radiationmouth

2 years

I am now questioning my preconceived notions of seals… #2024MMM

Prof. Katie Hinde

@Mammals_Suck

2 years

Although Giant Squid have not been found to consume mammals... some mammals regularly eat them! Fur seal poop in five separate colonies in New Zealand included the remains of Giant Squid (likely younger, smaller Giant Squids) (Emami-Khoyi et al. 2016) #2024MMM #PooScience

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