Every time an American spells out OBGYN in an audiobook or podcast or reel, as if it was a 5-letter acronym, I wonder what they think it stands for. #ObGyn #LanguageBarriers

So... @RoyalMail fail to turn up to collect my parcel today (I was in the whole time, no postmen on the doorbell cam) and I'm still expected to pay the collection charge again when I rearrange? I know it's only 30p, but really?

Looks like @frasercontra has visited our office today! (He hasn't...)

Hey @sainsburys, let's talk substitutes. I totally get that sometimes you don't have the exact things we order, but when I asked for 20 loose potatoes, 4 in a bag isn't a suitable alternative. I've got 18 people expecting jacket potatoes this evening.

Does anyone happen to have the Church of England House of Bishops' safeguarding guidance from 2015 and 2016? Please RT.

My #RAHChristmas favourite player has to be the contrabassoonist. He's had the easiest gig ever! Is it @frasercontra? Hard to see from here!

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

One lesson from the Welby affair is that we need to introduce a legal duty to report known and suspected cases of child and vulnerable adult abuse to state agencies like the police or social services. @Richard_Scorer makes the case here. https://t.co/0LJCebe5CR

... I finally looked up @SofieHagen after ep105 (IYKYK)! Couldn't have been more wrong! Two brilliant Soph/fie's but my imagining of who sat opposite @drjuliashaw for Bad People is all wrong! #2/2

Over the past few months I've been catching up with the @BBCSounds podcast series, Bad People. On first listen, my mind assumed that the comedian host was @sophiedukebox and that's been my mental image all along. Imagine my surprise when ... 1/n

This is Miles. He was asked what he was doing. And explained very clearly. 13/10

An honour to get a name check in the amazing @lutonhaiku book! #fameatlast

This image hurts 💔

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Air fryer boiled eggs? Why would you? https://t.co/lULrzfiVal Cooking time 7-14 minutes so it takes longer than the old pan full of water method?

Peregrine cam at @StAlbansCath is just brilliant. Just caught feeding time this morning.