I got on twitter for the first time in probably months to try and deactivate my account, but I couldn’t remember my password to do so. Maybe that’s a sign I should keep it? 🧐.

Rainy Saturdays call for puppy cuddles, oversized t-shirts, no pants, coffee and movies from the 80s-90s.

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My patient showed me all this tattoos last night. He specifically emphasized his chest tattoo. It was a skull with a bullet going through its head which represents his ex wife. Needless to say I knew which topic not to discuss.

Honestly though, I’m great at it. I know to clean the house, do the laundry, get the bills paid and keep the fridge stocked with beer.

I’ve decided I’m quitting my job today to pursue my life long dream of being a house wife. Hope you’re ok with that Cooper.

RT @LawrenceKS_PD: It’s snowing again. You know the drill. We say roads are getting slick, tell you to stay home, most of you do, some of y….

Super Bowl party @TilladaKilla’s tmr. Bring your swimsuit.

RT @Katherinewebb26: Debate time‼️.Who’s coffee is better❓. LIKE FOR STARBUCKS .RT FOR DUNKINS

I really should have picked a different profession that believed in bad weather days.

I have no idea how people live by themselves. I can’t stand being home alone for more than a couple of hours without feeling isolated. 🤷🏼‍♀️.

2018 has taught me that I have no idea what I’m doing as an adult and I sure as hell won’t have an idea in 2019 either. 🙂.

My plans today consist of drinking wine and hot tubbing my life away.

Saying see you later to one of your very best friends before they move across the USA is one of the absolute worst things in life. Miss you already @stobblewobble 💕.

Thankful to be in bed next to the hubs after two long work days full of sickness.

Do people really wake up and get excited to go to work? If so, I’m doing life all wrong.

Living together means accidentally hitting your sig other in the head with your phone and being thankful when they don’t wake up from it.

As thankful as I am for my job, I really wish I was able to have a normal sleeping schedule. #nightshiftprobz.

My motivation to work these next three nights is at an all time low.

All I want in life is some Chinese food.

How marriage has gone so far: Day 1- terribly hungover, on deathbed all day. Day 2- Attempting to clean the red wine out of wedding dress due to horrible drunk decisions. I wonder what day 3 will bring.