Huw Parkinson
@rabbitandcoffee
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Makes soup for @InsidersABC. Views aren’t my own but actually belong to my neighbour. (Give me back my step-ladder, Ben, and you can have your views back!)
Melbourne
Joined October 2014
I’m not calling the Dunkley by-election until I finish reading Chapterhouse: Dune (I haven’t started yet).
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Paused Nemesis at the moment when Dan Andrews went to grab a canapé at the wedding reception but tripped backwards and accidentally caused a human domino situation, resulting in the bride falling headfirst into the cake and the priest knocking over the giant glass centrepiece.
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About that new private sector job in the United States…
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What do I want? I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say “Pam Short’s broken both her legs and here’s an egg!”
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Cop movie trilogies from the 80’s and 90’s really struggled with their third film, hey.
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just popping in to say i found a cross tick. happy to help. [turns and runs through wall leaving a huw-shaped hole]
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RT @abcnews: What could be funnier than Barnaby Joyce watching the wrong Matildas match? Huw Parkinson discovering that Barnaby Joyce watch….
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‘A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN’ has been cancelled by Prime Video after 1 season. It was renewed for Season 2 but they have reversed that decision.
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In its place will be a rerun of a midsomer murder or something.
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Due to the Tilly’s game tonight, I will be postponing my tweet about how ten years ago it was an extremely windy night and we also threw a few toasted jaffles attached to parachutes out to lovely people below. It was a fun chaos. @jafflechutes (photo by @we_heart)
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