Ryan Durr
@rDurrty
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Creative Director. Writer. Etc.’er. Currently at PREACHER.
Dallas, TX
Joined May 2009
Lessons in creativity from The Beatles documentary“Get Back.” A short and incomplete 🧵 1) You can’t rush the process: What started as a two-week plan to write & perform 14 new songs, the group pushed the deadline back twice & ultimately scrapped the plan for something better.
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Confession time. I never read Hey Whipple. I’m so sorry to everyone I lied to over the years. Truth be told I had no idea what you were referencing even though I was nodding along and agreeing that yes, that was a really great tip on how to write headlines.
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ELTON: Mars ain’t the type of place to raise your kids. ME: Haha totally, Elton John. ELTON: In fact it’s cold as hell. ME: …yeah…it’s an uninhabitable pla—. ELTON: And there’s no one there to raise them if you did. ME: I’m calling CPS.
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All I’m asking for is 5 minutes in a room alone with the person who selects the pop punk playlists for Kendall Toole rides.
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Surely, any minute now, we’ll hear the outrage on Texas’ trans kids law from all those people who had an issue with the state telling them to mask their kids?
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Greg Abbott is a puss-filled cyst. A dung beetle of a human. The tag of shirt that keeps scratching your neck. A pubic hair floating in a cold bowl of clam chowder. Year old expired milk. Foot fungus. Greg Abbott is an actual, real monster.
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Greg Abbott is the human equivalent of roadkill that’s been out for so long vultures won’t touch it. He is the smell of elephant shit on a balmy day. He is raw sewage. A fruit bouquet of spoiled cantaloupe. He is jock itch. A pig’s anus infected with chlamydia.
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It’s official: Greg Abbot is an actual pile of trash. He is a human hangnail. Smeared dog shit on the underside of a shoe. A wet fart in moldy underwear. He is leftover fish microwaved for 30 minutes. The dried vomit of a cat that tried to eat a decayed squirrel.
Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers. He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.
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the thing is if you’re going to steal an idea, at least steal a good one.
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While everyone else is talking about the QR spot, I will literally pay $100 for a copy of the deck that sold this insane Mercedes spot. https://t.co/AL5owwk4it
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Looks like the guy who was fired for the PBR tweet already found a new job.
We're serious. You could win $10K if you send us your post-big game poop on Super Bowel Monday. Bonus points if you tell us what food it used to be. 👀 #TUSHYSuperBowel
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Anyone who says no to this needs to delete their twitter account and use the 50k on therapy.
Would you delete your Twitter account for $50,000?
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Advertising creatives did not sign up to be your hero. It’s our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own purchases.
Comedians did not sign up to be your hero. It’s our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions. Stay focused on the people we pay taxes to to be moral leaders.
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩👱♂️🟩 not a Wordle, but the guy who created Wordle buried under a pile of NY Times money.
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I've never written a spot for Nike Basketball but if I ever do, it will 100% open on the Brooklyn Paramount Theatre.
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