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making this my motto for life
never let ur job prevent you from acting unemployed
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By the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it
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sometimes i use a comma in casual text to connect two independent clauses because i want to seem chill and unpretentious, but please know that in my head, i'm using a semicolon
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outfielder trying to throw a runner out in baseball who hops all the way to second base
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been looking at the bulls to cheer on Yuki but why is their roster literally (literally) half guards
Current Chicago Bulls Roster: Josh Giddey (Guard) Ayo Dosunmu (Guard) Tre Jones (Guard) Collin Sexton (Guard) Yuki Kawamura (Guard) Anfernee Simons (Guard) Jaden Ivey (Guard) Isaac Okoro (Guard) Dalen Terry (Guard) Julian Phillips (Forward) Ousmane Dieng (Forward) Matas Buzelis
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every time the open internet intersects with Asian food I feel like 1) white ppl give the worst food takes known to man and 2) “woke” white ppl then try and defend The Orient with a viewpoint that sounds like Victorian Englishmen discussing the civility of Formosa
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the “Epstein ate people” thing has broken into JP public consciousness
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@TheNBACentel @Mavs_FFL It sucks that nico harrison won’t ever get the full hate he deserves for the trade coz it got them flagg,i promise you nico is up there with bin laden in the terrorist hierarchy
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@LegionHoops mavericks got more from anthony davis than they got from luka doncic
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side note to my irl friends but if you ever say this to me I’m crashing out on the spot
@ShamsCharania TRADED LUKA FOR KHRIS MIDDLETON
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AD out. no hate to him as a man but he was a symbol of depression in Dallas and I’m ready for the coop era
🚨FULL AD TRADE🚨 Mavs: • Khris Middleton • AJ Johnson • Malaki Branham • Marvin Bagley III • 2026 first-round pick (Thunder) • 2030 first-round pick (Warriors) • Second-round picks: 2026 (Suns), 2027 (Bulls), 2029 (Rockets) Wizards: • Anthony Davis • Jaden Hardy •
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when I see posts talking about how chopped the east is I feel extra bad about the trade man. I coulda cheered on Luka forever even if he never won a chip, and Coop coulda saved the east on the wizards or w/e, but now if you take my emotional support 19 y.o star I’d kms. fuck LA
Aye make sure Darryn Peterson goes out East man, West don’t need no more young stars @NBA
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Yuki got nba minutes and immediately caused the opposing team to crash out he’s the goat I fear
The 5’7 Japanese man is cooking our team bro
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being avoidant is so humiliating like sorry I Didn't reply because i was scared and then i Still didn't reply because too much time passed. Sorry
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アメリカがいよいよ絶望的なことになっていて今あの国で暮らしてるまともな精神を持った人達の心労を思うと本当にいたわしいんですが、「何か変えてくれそうだから」で多くの人が投票し当選したリーダーが主導して今の状況になってしまったこと、日本もまったく他人事ではないな
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I WILL be going
ヨルシカ LIVE TOUR 2026「一人称」 スマホサイト「後書き」会員向け先行（同行者非会員） 明日1/23（金）18:00〜 受付開始いたします。 https://t.co/hzrlRqCJhp 受付期間：〜1/27（火）23:59まで 宜しくお願い致します！ #ヨルシカ_一人称 #ヨルシカ_二人称
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wait I GOTTA see the vod wdym they scored 66 in regulation
Final: Knicks 120 - Nets 66
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saw this on the timeline and then immediately popped it on my friend whom I was on call with
*unprompted, in the middle of enjoying a good time with you* man . . . . . . . it's gonna be sad when you go man. really dude. I'm gonna miss you.
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