ngl i believe the alien thing more than the “ive healed over 90 broken bones in my body through meditation alone” bit

just had my first chiropractor appointment and bro was telling me how the government has invited him multiple times to meet the aliens but he “declines.” are they all like this

my boyfriend is hanging out with with Benisio del Toro right now and i’m jealous af

I’m stressed. why are there so many chocolate chips

reminder to get bloodwork done because you probably are too

sorry for what I said when I was vitamin D deficient

twitter is only fun when you tweet as if no one is seeing your tweets

needed a last second massage because my back is fucked so thankfully this Thai place was open near me and omg it was so good. I did not expect her to fully stand and walk all over my back and bend me around in crazy ways. I loved it. I love her.

going out look

F is for friends that do stuff together

video posted 11 years ago

https://t.co/uolKvhEDVZ

sadly my cousin. we don’t speak

theres a type of girl i do not like and its the kind obsessed with chris brown

Stop asking why I didn't text back for 15 days i was doing something

“it’s not that deep” well i have a shovel and i enjoy digging for meaning

all the moons of 2025

Your love is comparable to a Fortnite medkit

https://t.co/VxQwNPqLY1