Remember when Meghan preached, 'You are enough exactly as you are,' while she tweaked, tucked, lied, and whitewashed herself beyond recognition? She erased her Black heritage, pretended to be Maltese for a free vacation, then conveniently became 43% Nigerian when it fit her

When my brand’s on life support and I feel the urge to prove it to the critics, I simply… Clap Back.👏 . That’s right — I work harder scrolling social media than actually doing anything productive. Because convincing the world (for the unteeth time) how great and authentic I am

Meghan has always been a thirsty try-hard with no real chops. Instead of growing from criticism, her thin skin kicks in—and she tries (and sometimes succeeds) to silence credible women who expose the cracks in her performative “truths.” Like that ridiculous made-up dish soap

Meghan Twerkle is gaslighting us again — now it’s talk of launching hotels and restaurants. 🤣🥴🤦🏻‍♀️

Netflix signs Meghan for a new series: Meghan Twerkle. All the cringe, none of the dignity! 💃📉🤣.@MeghansTowel @PaulyRubino This twerking nonsense is the gift that keeps on giving. I can’t stop laughing. 🤣😂🤣

The Duke and Duchess of Privacy in Disneyland 🤡

Following Meghan’s latest twerkfest, here’s a cheeky parody throwback about that time she was allegedly tossing salad with photographer Gabor Jurina before Harry. She’s never sued—probably doesn’t want the footage played in court! 🤢 Just a parody, folks. Viewer discretion.

Meghan has a habit of dragging her Skid Row streetwalker energy wherever she goes—including hospitals. This latest twerking stunt didn’t just embarrass her—it cemented her “brand” as irredeemable trash. Any remaining illusion of professionalism is long gone. If this is how she

Introducing the 43% Nigerian Wig (and Extensions) by As Never™ 💇🏻‍♀️💇🏾‍♀️💇🏿‍♀️. Crafted with delusion and borrowed-heritage victimhood, this revolutionary wig works harder than Meghan! No need to pause or check if it’s “completely stable” — the 43% Nigerian Wig by As Never™ has you

BREAKING: Meghan Markle isn’t just trying to distract from her podcast flop and As Never failure—she’s now gunning for the record in bought participation trophies, hoping to outdo her dimwit husband. 🤣🏆. Backed by her new squad of 11 PR “diversity hires,” Meghan has reportedly

Battle of the Bawlers 🐊💧.You can only pick one! . 🥇 Amber “My dog stepped on a bee” Heard . 🥈 Meghan “I work so hard—let me prove how amazing I am” Markle . 🥉 Rachel “Woke, Whiny, and Not-So-Fair Snow White” Zegler . 🏅 Jada “I invented public therapy. and entanglements

When Meghan said Harry’s like Mario from Super Mario Bros, who slayed the dragon and saved the princess, I cringed so hard. She clearly doesn’t know the game—because if she did, she’d know Bowser isn’t a dragon. He’s a KOOPA TURTLE. A TURTLE. 🐢. Meghan never fails to flaunt her

Funny how the Sussex Squad’s gone silent on the fact that Harry and his holier-than-thou harlot didn’t hire a single Black person for their self-declared 'royal' court. Where’s all that outrage about racism now??? 🦗🦗🦗🤡

Meghan couldn’t be bothered to thank the flight attendants directly (and in private), so she scribbled a note on a napkin—likely anticipating (or arranging) it would hit social media for her next headline. According to American Airlines' policies, employees must follow strict

Imagine being such a loser that you’ve resorted to turning a BS note on a napkin into a headline—using AA attendants to prove how ‘great’ and ‘sweet’ you are. Keep reaching, Meghan. 🤣🚽💩

This summer… one woman dares to rise above the doubters… 🤭🎬 . “I am just so done with the prove-it game.” . She’s a great friend. A great mom. She shows up… sometimes. “If you can’t see it, that’s your loss.” . From the creators of Word Salad & Grifting comes the most

Meghan’s podcast is doing so bad it’s now in the 200s and got its butt beat by a sleep hypnosis podcast. 🤣. Melatonin didn’t just put Meghan’s podcast to sleep — it tucked it in, read it a bedtime story, and turned off the lights. 🤣🤣🥊💤 . Goodnight, Duchess of Delusions.

This pic is giving straight-up Conjuring energy. Just when you think Meghan can’t get any creepier… she proves you wrong.

Meghan graces Hell No! Magazine, where she proudly shares the art of being a wannabe entrepreneur with a superiority complex—spending her days obsessing over narrative control, curating her “Proving It” persona, and gaslighting the masses like it’s an Olympic sport. Also

Happy Anniversary to my unemployed emotional support accessory! . Another year of me being the main character while you nod in the background like a good boy. From staged pap strolls to flop launches, we’ve built a legacy of … well, attempts. Here’s to more name-drops, buying

How many flops does Meghan need before she realizes she’s nothing more than a walking PR disaster? . She’s an embarrassment to whatever’s left of her brand’s credibility. Her only flex is name-dropping people she leeches off to seem relevant, all while dragging her unemployed