If the @steelers make it into the playoffs, I’ll buy a low mileage, 1997–1999, 5 speed Chevy Cavalier for anyone who retweets this.

The fake tush push is my new favorite play in the #NFL.

Waiter: How rare do you want that steak? Me:

Jahmyr Gibbs should have to split that touchdown with Sam Laporta.

Brutal. 😭

Happy Luke McCaffrey Day to everyone.

Diego Pavia is the best thing happening in College Football this year.

When you wake up early and check your #SFB15 matchup to see how bad you lost again.

4 tush pushes in a row is so exciting. So good for football. 🥱

I cheer for the @steelers and for @bakermayfield. If you don’t do the same thing with your team + Baker, I’m not sure you’re a real #NFL fan. I don’t know how to explain it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

4-5 years ago, my wife and I were scouring the basement of YouTube music suggestions when we found @evanhonermusic - with like 700 listens. We immediately became huge fans. Tonight, we’re at a @TpTroubadours show, and he’s opening. Such a trip.

Seth Rogen CRUSHED it with “The Studio,” being nominated for a record-setting 23 Emmys, with 13 wins, 4 just for him. His role in “Platonic” is epic, as well. Crazy when you remember where the little rapscallion got his start. 🤯

When I send a friend a song, I wish they could feel what I feel when I heard it. That’s what I’m really trying to send.

Holy spit.

Arch Manning with his first pass against Ohio State.

My wife just told me she was explaining how women’s periods sync to our 12-year-old, and our 17-year-old walked in and said, “It’s basically like Bluetooth.”

So ready for Roman Wilson to occupy more positive headline real estate than DK this year.

Is there anybody harder to figure out for fantasy this year than Tyreek Hill?

(insert Will Smith music)

If you drafted live in Cinci, you know. #SFB15

It’s 2025 and I’m still insanely lucky.