brad pitt with dreads
@qb_morg
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i want to read so many books but there are so many books
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hair is unwashed so i obviously feel like i’m fundamentally unlovable
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i have beer, Chinese food and Baldur’s gate 3, tonight is gonna be a movie
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having a very Holdovers Christmas (my mom got me a copy of Marcus Aurelius’s Meditations)
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never again will I buy wrapping paper with no grid lines
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getting drunk and wrapping presents. I am my mothers daughter
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I fucking love when they do this 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Colin Jost and Michael Che did their annual Christmas Joke Swap on SNL last night “The Archdiocese of New York will set up a $300M fund for victims of church sexual abuse and yet I get nothing for keeping my mouth shut & taking it like a champ”
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dear god thank you for not making me this type of woman
You couldn’t water board this information outta me. Holy fuck.
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Thank you for disappointing me in ways consistent with prior data. It was so unremarkable. Didn’t even need to process that or anything
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my dad always writes the sweetest notes in the cards he gives me, I cry every time 😭
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trying to stop myself from buying every color of these pajamas I got from target
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the excessive emails about sales around the holidays give me anxiety
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