Six millions ways to die, choose one.

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just called the cops on a rabid raccoon. raccoons should not be out in daylight and come over to you when called.

@kateri235 okgreat just saw this message, i've been waiting at starf*cks for days.

What are you doing? I'm wondering why google gears enabled offline gmail doesn't work when gmail is offline.

truck on fire @ marcy and metropolitan in 11211.

got my grandcentral upgraded.

beimg annoyed that twitter wants my email password (i think).