Everyone trying to get on the Oasis Ticketmaster Queue. #Oasis25 .

City Lickers 🎬 #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutTaste

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

#FluffyNeedsMore cheese for this cunning plan.

#FluffyNeedsMore leather.

#FluffyNeedsMore mojitos

#FluffyNeedsMore money for babysitting

She just got lawyered.#TheJuryC4

Always have a fresh trim.#WhenIAmInPublic

Dress appropriately.#WhenIAmInPublic

Pumped up beavers .#thechase

Buy me an umbrella.#IfYouCanReadMyThoughts

You’ll know I’ll bitch slap this kid if it takes another drumstick.#IfYouCanReadMyThoughts

I nip out for a bath #WhenTheCommercialsAreOn

Think I’m get a pet for my birthday as I’ve just seen my morbidly obese aunt and uncle walk into a pet shop. “Giant Sal and Manda? .”. “No, I asked for a rabbit “. #LunchPun .#badjokefriday.

Gordon is a Neuron. 🎶.#ASongOrMovieForTheBrain

#YouNeedNoReasonTo loiter, just do it.

#YouNeedNoReasonTo start WW3, cheers.

#YouNeedNoReasonTo take a well earned holiday

#YouNeedNoReasonTo bring a fork, I’ll eat it with my paws

Choose wisely.#HowToDealWithTrolls

Loon fall. #PsychoticSciFi