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Software Engineer specialising in public sector, novelist (GEA 2021), & general science enthusiast. A former mathematics teacher hiding in IT. #TechForGood

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6 years
Secret passageways, a cursed magic necklace, & a flying city? Only Maya can uncover the secrets of the ancient city & save her friends. https://t.co/GS3ejRXBeL #mglit #scifibooks
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1 year
Fantastic #Physics hands-on learning during @WOMADfestival 2024 delivered by @CERN and various universities. 🌟👍🎪
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2 years
Warning on a box of LEGO: "Do NOT Microwave" Well, what if I like my LEGO warm?!?!
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2 years
I only eat baby bell cheese at Christmas, but always have to make crude sculptures with the wax. Anyone else do strange things with the Christmas cast offs?
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2 years
Next week it's Conan the Barbarian because...why not?
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2 years
I used to love watching movies and writing about them, but got out of the habit due to lack of time. Now that my kids are older, I have a bit more free time. So...here's my take on The Banshees of Inisherin.
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2 years
It's starting to get cooler again, so it's time for a new DIY project. I'm going to turn an old card catalogue unit into a place to store my painting supplies. It's pretty damaged though...
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2 years
Today I had a squirrel climb up my leg, thinking I was a tree. It made it to my waist before it stopped. Realising its mistake, it stared at me in shock. I said something dumb in surprise like, "I'm not a tree." It leapt off me onto the ground with an accusing glare.
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2 years
What I have to deal with when getting the kids ready in the morning. "You're playing with them...why not me too?"
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Matthew
2 years
It made me not believe the rest of the book as much as it got that detail wrong. I know kids won't be as picky as me, but it really struck me that I really need to get the details right as I feel I can't be the only one who does this.
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Matthew
2 years
I read a kids book that is really good, and my kids really enjoyed it, but there was a scene in extreme cold where they do something with snow that I know isn't easy to do at that temperature (but they describe as being easy) and it really turned me off. Have I become too picky?
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2 years
I'm trying to go about the latest edit in a structured way, so I made a list. Somehow "Humour Pass" on a checklist doesn't inspire the funny bone, but I'll try my best. Somehow having it all laid out this makes it seem more doable.
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2 years
I wrote about the relatively crazy way I write books. I've also open sourced one of the scripts I wrote to turn my text files into word docs though it's a pretty niche use case!
cyram.org
Released my python rendering script that takes novels separated into different text files and combines them into a single word document (docx).
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Matthew
2 years
Where does this obsession with attendance above everything else including the welfare of the child come from? It's incredibly frustrating as a parent to feel like you have an adversarial relationship with the school by default just because your kid is sick.
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Matthew
2 years
My kids came up with a joke from it. Them: "I broke my leg!" Me: "Just take some paracetemol!" Them: "I died!" Me: "Paracetemol again!"
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Matthew
2 years
So, my kids have COVID again. Headache, fever, etc. The secondary school called back and said, "You know you can just give them paracetemol and send them in, right?" As if that would magically fix the fact that they have COVID.
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Matthew
2 years
I had a bunch of friends' kids ~7-10yo test my game, and they've been getting their parents to message me with new ideas for it. So, I think the humour worked on it! Now I just need to apply that to an entire book (and another level to the game).
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Matthew
2 years
Was told to "dial it up to 11" on one of my projects. So, today I begin dialing. We'll see how it goes!
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Matthew
2 years
I made a strange game if anyone wants to try it: https://t.co/IPUyCv8jck If there's enough interest, I'll add some more rooms.
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Matthew
2 years
A boot sale isn't a half-bad place to write. I'm a little sad everyone is packing up now.
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Matthew
2 years
I'm sitting at a boot sale, trying to match someone with the failed wizard in my next book. As people shift through my junk, I'm thinking...how would YOU hide the world gem?
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