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the comments under the penguins pride night post… oh my god
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the tkachuk brothers graduating from catholic schools was the biggest plot twist because how did one turn into a slut and the other into a demon
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i really hope they saw this
And your best material is prob getting screenshot and passed around a group chat.
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twink death omg
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if the nhl knew how to have fun they’d do this on their all star weekend… sidney crosby would literally volunteer too
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also, i’m beginning to understand that some people find these comments offensive?? as a member of the 🏳️🌈 community, i don’t see it but i could be wrong.
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one way to make sid actually want to be a part of all star games is to have a night where like, a forward can play as a goalie and a defenseman can play as a referee and a ref can coach etc etc. a complete mix of roles!!! would love to watch that
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the washington capitals just LOST their playoff spot
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i know his hand size comparisons with girls goes crazy
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the pittsburgh penguins FINALLY being so close to a playoff spot and then they have to face the vancouver fucking canucks.
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biz nasty being an ex hockey player is crazy they really used to let anybody in the nhl
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when you know you know
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everybody saying this is the norm for catholic kids… i’m from the middle east i’ve never MET a catholic LOL
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i know he bought a pack of ten of this t-shirt from amazon
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seeing trevor zegras in the nhl is wild lol he should be at the club
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I JUST FOUND OUT MY MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY HAS A WOMEN’S ICE HOCKEY TEAM. NO ONE MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sid’s hairline not moving an inch in 18 years is MY roman empire i need to know what sorcery he uses for it
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Once again, the greatest rivalry in hockey squaring against each other with big implications on the line.
One day this rivalry won’t be here anymore, enjoy it while we still have it.
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@86R0WDY
the fandom is kinda nasty towards her BUT during sid’s 1000th game ceremony she was tiptoeing around the logo to get to sid and it was so cute!
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this has almost 6k notes on tumblr but it doesn’t even make sense 💀💀 would’ve hit hard as hell if it were ovechkin’s or giroux’s helmet
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do you ever see someone so hot you physically can’t look them in the eyes
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@pirellisib
was that the same year he won that trophy over claude and thanked him in his speech
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i’m so biased for my teams because i think of pretty much half the league as irrelevant like what could you see in the blue jackets or the lightning or the blues to become their fan
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should’ve been mike sullivan 💔💔💔💔💔
TORTS GOT SUSP’D 2 GAMES AND FINED $50,000 IM CRYINGGGGGG
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the washington capitals will lose their fourth consecutive game tonight
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costume so fire it made me forget about the homophobia for a hot minute
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being a new hockey fan is so embarrassing because why haven’t i even heard of anze kopitar before
Anze Kopitar is the latest active NHLer to reach 1,200 career points. 👑
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sidney crosby the most well-rounded player on ice? i mean with that ass who else would it be
Sidney Crosby continues to be recognized as the most well-rounded player on the ice – the
@Penguins
captain has won or tied atop the
#NHLPAPlayerPoll
most complete player category for five straight seasons!
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i think the entire roster of san jose sharks should eat soft ice cream while laying on grass for a couple days idk
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sidney knowing he’s in the winter palette… WHO told him?
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sidney crosby feels like an escapee from a science lab and it’s so very endearing to me
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JUST FINISHED MY BACHELORS DEGREE IN PURE FUCKING CHEMISTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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funniest thing is when people think sidney crosby might give up on the penguins and request a trade at some point… that man’s jock strap hosts an entire class of undiscovered life forms cause he’s been wearing it for like 30 years. what makes you think he’s gonna change teams?
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does anyone else have this sense of impending doom? like nothing’s wrong, nothing that bad is *actually* expected to happen, my schedule is set for the day yet i still manage to feel horrible and sense pain in my chest???
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leon draisaitl is hot yeah but his girlfriend is literally 1 of the most stunning woman i’ve ever seen
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aw. a certain pennsylvania hockey captain would never 😊
Alex Ovechkin is held pointless in the NHL Playoffs for the first time in his career 😳
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if the pittsburgh retirement home somehow see themselves in the stanley cup playoffs crosby should win. absolutely.
Nominees for the 2024 Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy, as announced by the PHWA, given to the player “who best exemplifies qualities of perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to hockey.”
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your colour your fave
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big hockey accounts posting about sidney *technically* committing a faceoff violation… please don’t
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when your card declines at therapy and they bring out the 2011-12 concussed sidney crosby
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i wanna see how good mcdavid is as a goalie. i want auston matthews to coach. i want mike sullivan to skate a little. i want kyle freaking dubas play defense
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every time i remember sidney crosby is a cat daddy i blush and giggle and kick my feet in the air a little bit
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sidney crosby
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natemac hatty against bedard to put that kid in his fucking place
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“I remember watching you play in Latvia thinking how lucky that I was, that I was going to have the opportunity to be your teammate. And all these years later, even though you fire one-timers by my head on the powerplay in practice, I still feel the same way”
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obsessed with hockey players having the most unserious halloween costumes
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matthew tkachuk 😟
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@86R0WDY
yes everybody was saying this in the quotes and the replies… i had no idea haha i’m from the middle east we don’t have those here!!!
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nate said i’ll avenge you baby to sid
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cannot eat snacks (salt n vinegar chips) without thinking of a certain hockey player (matthew tkachuk). the brainrot is really getting to me
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nathan mackinnon is so socially awkward it actually works for him. dude is straight up endearing off-ice
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so which one is sidney crosby
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banning pride when these are your players is CRAZY
if there's one thing tim horton's is going to do, it's supply the world with some top notch sid/nate content
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when you just know you’re THAT girl… you just have no choice but to be that girl!
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colorado moots i am slowly being endeared by the avalanche and soon one of you will have the responsibility to explain the avalanche lore to me fully
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if the penguins lose tonight i’m giving sidney crosby a gun
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took an exam and SECURED my pharmacy technician certificate!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is time to be a full-time criminal minds enjoyer.
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i wish travis’ number was like 86 or 88 or something. 87 crosby only 😠😠😠
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
Two goals for Sid.
Two goals for Geno.
Two points for Pittsburgh.
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sid during that one summer over geno’s contract
Just saw a vid that penguins are monogamous and if their partner dies, they have no will to live and get sad and go to the mountains to end their life ????
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please tell me the bangs were a good choice i already half-regret it
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i hope the toronto maple leafs don’t win the cup this year simply because it gets funnier every year
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trouba
hockeytwt will be like “is THIS pookie wookie cutie patootie the one yall hate so bad ?!” and then the pics are of a beast most foul
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i’m actually speechless why the fuck would he do that in the left one 💀
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it doesn’t feel real it literally doesn’t
JUST FINISHED MY BACHELORS DEGREE IN PURE FUCKING CHEMISTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is like markiplier and crankgameplays during quarantine… iykyk
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me when i have a crush on a guy and everything he says makes me giggle:
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vegas golden knights vs the pittsburgh penguins the true hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby meme
please don’t tell me there’s another pens game tonight I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE
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hehe
Three years ago today, Nathan MacKinnon threw Connor Garland’s helmet at him during a scrum.
An iconic moment in hockey history ⏪
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kitten on kitten crime
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if i were an nhl player i’d lurk on hockeytwt and i would post stories and pictures about myself that nobody knows or has so people could be like wow what interview is that from or where was that taken and it’s just me having a jolly good time giggling behind my phone
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today a girl in my class needed pads and she was so thankful when i pulled two out of a ziplock bag for her ☺️☺️☺️ i love girls i love being a girl i looovveee looking out for my girls <333
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@pirellisib
i don’t even understand what “i could do worse” really means in this context… this is my 2nd language
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people to steal from 📝
happy pride night and things of that nature.
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i’m SIIIICCKKKK of hearing about playoff hockey when it’s not my team that’s playing like i really dgaf rn
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he’s like the taylor swift of hockey. constantly overworking himself to give the fans what they want
Sidney Crosby is willing to play the wing for a chance to play alongside Connor McDavid for Canada. 🇨🇦
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we do NOT need these guys in the lineup please
Coach Sullivan on team updates:
• Jansen Harkins had his first full-contact day today
• John Ludvig is still working through illness
• Ryan Graves is status quo (concussion)
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nathan mackinnon core
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he missed the playoffs ONCE and now he’s breaking all the traditions. what a diva 😭
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