Friends, I’d like to introduce you to the rebrand of Camarones Locos! I know y’all have missed me so I’ll be making a small comeback this upcoming weekend 😳🤝 tap in!! S/o to
@moneesincere
for the amazing artwork
Picked up this lady in Glendale and she hops in and she lets me know right away that she’s deaf. I immediately smile and sign to her “Don’t worry! I speak sign :)” and then she starts crying and tells me “I prayed for you, you made my whole day cause now I’m comfortable.” And
I was pulling up to this dude in downtown Phoenix and as soon as he opens my door he tells me “You’re playing Mexican music? Cancel this ride on your end so I don’t have to pay the cancellation fee.” So I chilled in front of his spot for the 5 minutes and collected. Lmfaoooo 🖕🏽🖕🏽
Ok friends, since I’m selling food this weekend imma do a little giveaway as well. Like or Retweet this tweet for a chance to win 3 lbs of my aguachiles verdes! Must be following my business page as well in order to qualify 💯🙏🏽🔥 good luck to you all!
@CamaronesLocos
Today marks 2 years since I tried to take my own life. It’s been rough but I’m glad I didn’t go through with it. I’ve gotten so far ever since and I can’t wait to see what life keeps bringing me 🙏🏽
Just picked up a passenger and this mf starts talking hella shit about his BM. I was crying the whole time but the one thing he said that stuck with me was “My hood rat BM from Maryvale. My little ride or die” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
The most honorable thing you can do as a man is to stay loyal to one woman, take care of your kids and do right by your people. It’s very easy to be a fuck up. Try being good, cause that shit is difficult as fuck. S/o to our honorable men who actually live by a code.
The collab that we needed 🙏🏽🔥
@CamaronesLocos
x
@mymomsjuice
like or retweet this tweet for a chance to win 3 lbs of mangochiles and a gallon of freshly squeezed OJ! Winner will be announced this Friday!! Must be following both accounts to qualify! Good luck friends 🥭🍊💯
Alright my friends, it’s time for another giveaway! Like or Retweet for a chance to win 3 lbs of aguachiles verdes and a 6 pack of freshly squeezed juices 🫡💯🔥Winner will be announced tomorrow! Good luck 🍀 (must be following both accounts below this tweet to qualify 👇🏾👇🏾)
Haven’t done a give away in awhile so here we go! Like or retweet this post in order to enter! I’ll pick two winners and those two will win 3 lbs of whatever they want. Pls check tweet below to see the rules! Good luck friends 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Ok guys I’d like to introduce you to our new business!! Camarones Locos 🤝 will be selling aguachiles and micheladas on Sundays so we’ll be updating y’all on Friday about pricing and booking
@D0N0TDISTURB_
@kmmiec
Ran into my childhood crush at El Super just now 😭😭😭 we were chopping it up and her son and Kalei got along so well. We exchanged numbers so we can set up a play date for the kids. Shit was dope fr
Ohh my sweet beautiful bear. I love being your dad!! You teach me to be a better man everyday. Thank you for saving me countless of times. Your love can be felt from miles away. So proud of the sweet little girl you’ve become!!! Happy Father’s Day to me. Coldest dad ever fr 🫂🖤
There’s about 15 Mfs in that girl’s DMs right now calling her beautiful. Stand out! Call her a broke bitch!! I’m sure that’ll get you a response hermano 👍🏾
Picked up this foo in Tempe and he asked me what else I do besides driving. So I told him I sell aguachiles, he didn’t know what it was so he I explained it to him. He was so baffled and told me “So you’re telling me you sell shrimp lime water and people buy it?” Lmfaoooooo
If you gotta good girl at home, she does right by you, she’s funny and she can hold it down. Don’t fuck that up and take care of her!!! Cause I assure you. The streets are so disheartening and you’ll come up empty handed everytime. Take care of her fellas fr
I completely forgot I had a passenger in the back seat and I look over to my right to make sure I’m good to merge and she scared tf outta me when she made eye contact with me lmfaooo. I need to stop smoking before work fr
Happy birthday to my lovely bear 🥳🖤🫂 it’s. You’re literally the best thing to ever happen to me and I thank God he sent me one of his angels. To many more birthdays baby!! Te amo mas k nada 🫶🏽
Picked up this dude from Cali. Really cool kid man. Tipped me a couple grams of tree lmao but his tio’s front yard was just packed with beautiful classics man. Glad he let me take some pics fr
Me and Kalei came to the PPP buffet and I’m in line waiting and they brought out a fresh cinnamon dessert and this fatass bitch deadass put that entire pie on one plate lmfaooooo. I couldn’t help but blurt out “Goddamn bitch” that’s the fattest thing I’ve ever fucking seen 😒😒😒
Picked up this girl on the WS and as I’m pulling up I can tell she’s arguing with her man outside. She hops in the whip crying like crazy and it was kind of awkward at 1st and then she laughs and asks me to put on the Take Care album lmaoooo I’ll pray for you Alexandra 🤞🏽
Cater a major business ✅ S/o to Taco boyz downtown for supporting us and ordering 20 lbs! From a local business owner to another. It’s more than appreciated 🔥🙏🏽💯
This week’s giveaway will be a scavenger hunt! Must take a selfie with the hidden stickers to claim a free lb for this weekends batch. The 3 hidden spots are very special to me and my childhood. The locations and hints will be posted later on ☝🏽💯
Today marks 3 years since I tried to take my own life. I’ve accomplished so much within this time. I’ve met so many amazing people who have shown me true meaning. I get to cook aguachiles for y’all. And my baby is prospering and healthy. God is so good!!! 🖤🫂🙏🏽
19th Ave and Southern, 44th St and Encanto, 28th Ave and Peoria, 27th Ave and Northern, 19th Ave and Dunlap, 3rd Ave and Indian School, 27th Ave and Thomas and of course the I-17 and Camelback
Some people are extremely co-dependent. The moment they get out of a relationship or anything they’re running to the next person. That lifestyle seems so miserable.
If your shordie works at a restaurant/bar you better remind her everyday that you love her and that you think she’s beautiful. Cause if not.. the kitchen staff definitely will 😭
Happy birthday to my BM! I know we bump heads a lot but you’re so appreciated man. You love our daughter with all your heart and treat her like a queen. Thanks for everything Rubi. I wouldn’t be where I’m at without your help. Much love always 🥳🖤🫂
Picked up some dude who was running late for his interview. Didn’t know how to tie his tie and he was so nervous. So I pulled over and tied it for him and gave him a quick pep talk for some confidence. He’s gonna kill that interview fr 🙏🏽 best of luck to you mijo.
If you’re actively trying to heal from all your trauma and trying to better yourself and get some help. You’re literally decades ahead of a majority of people. Keep fighting.
Picked up this dude in North Scottsdale and he was pretty quiet the whole ride. He had on a Vietnam vet hat so obviously he’s a veteran. I was almost to his crib and Crew Love came on randomly on shuffle and he flinched so hard and ducked. Lmfao man I feel fucking terrible smh
To all the deadbeat fathers: I pray a man comes into your kid’s life and loves them and treats them well. Y’all don’t deserve these kids man. And I hope you crash your whip today
Kalei deadass told me the other day she wants a house. She wants a big backyard and a pool. And she looked me in the eyes and said “You can do it Daddy, I believe in you.” And it’s been stuck in my head ever since. I will not stop til I get it. By any means necessary.
Growing up poor I’d eat huevos con salchicha the whole week for breakfast. My mom would always apologize always telling me she wished she could give me more or something different. But I’d never complain lmaoooo meal of champions fr. Missing her a little more than usual today.
@itsallphoenix2
I sell aguachiles on the weekends! $25 for 1 lb, $45 for 2 and 3 for $60. The best seafood you’ll ever have I promise! My business page is
@CamaronesLocos
Picked up a passenger at the Red Roof Inn on the 17 and Indian School. Turns out he’s my old manager from McDonalds. He was on heavy ass drugs and he kept apologizing to me saying he hated what he’s become. And that shit hurt my soul man.