psy
@psy
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IT professional, consultant, software developer, transportation enthusiast, maker, animator, gamer, anime convention fan, cosplayer, dad.
Canada
Joined February 2008
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks
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RT @levarburton: Everyone’s favorite @MarkHamill is the best sport in the galaxy! .#bydhttmwfi .#StarWarsDay
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I feel bad for telemarketer guy but maybe it will push them to find a better job in trades or something.
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There is a certain satisfaction when a telemarketer goes off script, tells you to “fuck off, go to hell” and hangs up. The magic words: “Please put me on your do-not-call list.”.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (Not really it was ages ago) #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Got an early Christmas gift! My previously malfunctioning Logitech G910 keyboard is working again thanks to a water wash and 5 days of drying. 💦⌨️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️👍.
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Sue your way to become president. Isn’t that the American Dream? It would be absurdly funny if literal lives weren’t at stake.
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The most annoying thing about having a small child is sitting at work and humming toddler songs against your will. #Parenthood.
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RT @Darth_Pingu: Dear America:. Emotional Support Canadians are on standby. If you have not yet received your Emotional Support Canadian, o….
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You try the environmentally friendly option to commute but end up an hour late for work.
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