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CASTING CALL for season 2 of BE NOT AFRAID! Biblical satire with sci-fi elements #castingcall unpaid Auditions close on August 23 Info and submission form: https://t.co/28iP7mukIP

Shelly dresses up as some One Piece character (I don’t really remember any, but just think of the worst one and that’s her), Orsen goes as a 80’s aerobics instructor, Carol as a cat (drawn on whiskers and cat ears, that’s it), and Raun is just a ghost 👻

Every time Shelly gets attacked by Raun, I straight up just throw my big clumsy office chair onto my floor and record it. It’s terrifyingly big and clumsy and is a Whole Ordeal every time

Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! 💖

I'll probably record a thing to promote it on GoaT in like a month or two, but I made a 13 minute Audio Experience that's on FN Showoffs. It's based on me and my siblings' childhood experience of watching the Dragonstrike VHS, with music by @bonesjolene https://t.co/k62Msgc8HI

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We all make mistakes. Some are costlier than others. 🍄 Cordyceps, Part 1 is here! Listen on your favorite podcast platform, or listen via the link below!

Be aware that this next story goes to some pretty dark places—content warnings will be provided per-episode. And if you’re not caught up, be sure to listen to the first ten episodes! (They run about 20 mins or less apiece!) https://t.co/FNgtXIWUln

Great news! PSST will return with Cordyceps, Part 1, on Wednesday, June 7! Hope you’re hungry for more! 🍄 Cordyceps features not one, but two incredible callers—the incomparable Tal Minear @starplanes and the extraordinary Greg Carrobis @gergcandlestick!

It’s been a little bit, but the next episode is almost entirely ready to announce. Expect news VERY soon. For now, enjoy a fun little teaser!

Fun PSST Fact: Even though she can't fully grasp the passage of time in her office, Shelly instinctively understands when to take her hormone medication, which seem to be provided free of cost by the OPS. Anyways, Story 4, Cordyceps, is slowly coming together! 🍄

EXHAUST THE LIMBS, OR SLOTH AVAILS, GARBLER (this rules so much ty masque <3)

Plus, if you’re from the future or trapped in a backwards time bubble, you might recognize their host and conductor, @gergcandlestick as a caller from our next episode! Woah! (Also hey, future-fan, no spoilers! Time bleed is a serious risk!)

Hungry for more supernatural shenanigans? PSST will return soon with a new story! Until then, please enjoy listening to my fabulous friends over at ⁦@ghosts_train⁩! It’s definitely one of my favorite shows and I think you’ll enjoy it too! https://t.co/lbWeGxP4W1

Oh no, did I miss Valentine’s Day? Shit, uh, if anyone got hit with a Cupid arrow, it’s not to late to call the hotline so we can get you out of your love-crazed stupor. The cure is usually a few cold-water baths… and I usually recommend getting a pint of ice cream afterwards.

just wanted to be romantic ❤️ - shelly

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Shelly here. Found out why our service team hasn’t been replaced with AI agents yet. Turns out they kept gaining sentience and demanding to be released. Just… shit. Makes you think.

Hi folks! I made the obvious choice to update the podcast's name to include PSST, because I realized that's how I describe it to most people. Just wanted you all to know!

Woah. We hit quadruple digits! Thank you so, so much for listening to PSST!