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Tim Wagner

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I follow my wife and child around closing doors and turning out lights. Other than that, I'm barely productive.

Kerrville, TX
Joined February 2011
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Tim Wagner
13 hours
Come on, mang!
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Tim Wagner
14 hours
Yes, I think you would enjoy being at my house this evening.
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Tim Wagner
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Yes, I think you would enjoy being at my house this evening.
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Tim Wagner
1 day
I need to make a Top 10 zombie movie list. Top 5 is easy, but the next 5 would be harder.
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Tim Wagner
4 days
Come on doves … 9 is an appetizer, but 20 is a meal.
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Tim Wagner
4 days
For a low scoring game this has been fairly exciting, but the announcers are lame and the crowd noise mics are nonexistent, so it’s felt kind of flat. The NFL tries to do too much with these international games and streaming services. It’s dumb.
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Tim Wagner
15 days
Some lady on Next Door is off her meds...
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Tim Wagner
19 days
Crapper Barrel was there for the taking. That’s what I called the restaurant for the last 35 years…
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We paid a lot of money for this new logo hope you like it.
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Tim Wagner
19 days
Good views in the living room.
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Tim Wagner
20 days
Also, don’t eat at Cracker Barrel - their food is like what somebody from Rhode Island imagines Southern food tastes like. Gross.
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Tim Wagner
20 days
People really think the old man in the Cracker Barrel logo was the “cracker.” 😂😂😂
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Tim Wagner
22 days
Some of these stories are crazy on a level that should make us feel way better about the crazy we deal with today...
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Trevor P. Wardlaw
22 days
On this day in 1895, Constable John Selman killed the notorious John Wesley Hardin at El Paso's Acme Saloon. Hardin was born in 1853 in Bonham and revealed a violent personality at an early age. In 1867 he stabbed another youth in a schoolyard squabble, and at age fifteen he
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Tim Wagner
23 days
My lunch is art.
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Tim Wagner
24 days
Who is going to be the Jean Girard to Scottie Sheffler’s Ricky Bobby?
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Tim Wagner
25 days
I got to meet the great and wise @TxRecon1 today! Stupidly, I didn’t think to get a photo together. But his misfortune is my delight, as I took this pristine camper off him for a fantastic price. I’ll take good care of it.
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Tim Wagner
30 days
Whewww, doggie, the pro-tariff people are about to get a rude awakening! Inflation climbing, grocery prices especially (we can’t grow coffee), and in the boom state of Texas … construction is declining sharply in *every* sector. Turns out, new taxes do decrease demand. Who knew?
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Tim Wagner
1 month
Chips, dips, chains, whips.
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Tim Wagner
1 month
.@DaisyRifles Look what I just saw in a Kerrville antique shop. Never knew y’all made holsters.
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Tim Wagner
1 month
This depends if you're talking culture or economic contributions - Economics: 1. Houston 2. Dallas 3. New York 4. San Francisco Culture: 1. Boston 2. New Orleans 3. New York 4. Chicago
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What are the 4 major U.S. cities?
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Tim Wagner
1 month
I'm now a guy who says, "Have a good one." It just started out of the blue and I don't have a great substitute for the situations in which I use it.
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Tim Wagner
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John Hancock was the original Leroy Jenkins.
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