🇨🇳🇺🇸. ex mms agent. arms dealer. five-0's biggest hater. half brother. widower. murdoc matches his freak. evil mastermind. kidnapping enthusiast. mr. (criminal) worldwide. has a reef tank.

federal agent. fbi liaison to interpol. mother. younger sister. aunt. the protector to glinda's sunshine. skilled markswoman. well travelled. loves everything green. distinguished bi. multilingual. mma expert. call her ginny or gin. hotheaded.

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calandra "cally" upton favorite (and youngest daughter). youngest sister. cousin to the uptons. well-traveled at only 14. speaks five languages. bird enthusiast.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒐 𝒎𝒄𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕 / 𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 / 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒏 / 𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒐𝒕 / 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒔𝒕 / 𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒅 / 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒔 / 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆 / 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⟳|ↆ|♡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

Why must every blond I meet be a smartass ?? 😒

Id actu- that's not your business . Run along, little weirdo

I wouldn't torture someone at a wedding, I have more class than that.

EX CONVICT

no I wouldn't get invited , that's why I'd crash it .

McGarrett and Danny let me down 💔

At least one of my other half siblings better have a wedding, I have a box on my estranged half brother list I need to check

enemies * Glinda Upton & Special Agent Ginny Lockwood * @ljkeathena & @verdehued

1A!!!! 1A!!!!!!! 1A!!!!!!! 1A!!!!!! 1A!!!!! 1A!!!!!! 1A!!!!!!

me when my ex colleagues are so trusting and arrogant that they don't even bother to double check their intel: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽 (there's no such thing as a female American Navy SEAL)

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did i hit a nerve， bitch boy ﹖

ohhhh the things I hear through the grapevine from my informants about rogue MSS agents ..... said agents have some wrong information but I'm not gonna correct them 😌😈

the difference between stupidity and genius, is that genius has its limits.

i’d say better luck next time, but we both know that this is the end, don’t we?

you can beg for mercy . it won't help , but go on .