My favorite car feature?.When it starts. #funny #humor #car.

Parallel parking isn’t a driving skill. It’s a public performance of shame and regret. #funny #humor #parking.

I love planning. It's the doing that ruins everything. #funny #humor #planning.

My phone auto-corrects “omw” to “On my way!”.Calm down, I haven’t even left my bed. #funny #humor.

You haven’t experienced real tension until you ran out of lives on a level and had to start over from scratch. #funny #humor #gaming #retrogame.

Mechanic: “It’s a simple fix.”.Translation: You won’t be financially or emotionally okay until mid-October. #funny #humor.

I didn’t forget. I mentally filed it under "we'll panic about this later.". #funny #humor.

Me: I need a break. Also me: starts five new projects and three side quests. #humor #funny.

Music producer starter pack:.– 57 VSTs.– 1 working plugin.– 6 hours adjusting one hi-hat. #funny #humor.

I’m not lazy, I’m just very energy-efficient.

Every USB has a 50% chance of being right, and a 100% chance of being wrong on the first try. #tech #usb #humor.

my brain at 3am: “what if the snare had reverb AND trauma?”.#dnb #breakcore #prototypo.

**🚨 New Release 🚨** . Prototypo - Astral. This is my latest original track, inspired by the legendary sounds of Rom Di Prisco and Saki Kaskas from the classic Need for Speed games. 🎧 . #DnB #Drumandbass #Ambient #IDM #NewMusic #Electronic #release.

New single, out now!. #prototypo #release #dnb #idm #drumandbass #drumnbass #atmosphericdnb #glitch #wierd #news #melodic #experimental.

New Release 🚨. #prototypo #drumandbass #idm