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@probably_ayla
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Joined July 2016
my top 5 favorite -ologies gotta be. โข anthro-.โข astro- .โข psych-.โข myth-.โข osteo-.
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rhyming "trouble when I see her" with "onomatopoeia" still blows my mind.
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yeah I have carpal tunnel but my handwriting kicks ass so its worth it.
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connections was clever today thats like connect-ception.
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not an opinion just lore dumping but this used to happen kinda often lol I can name at least 4 other people that told a child under 10 UNPROMPTED that I would go to hell bc of a difference in belief. like you know what guys, youre rly not selling this as well as you think you are.
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in 1st grade the school called my mom when a fellow 6 yr old told me I would go to hell bc I didnt go to church at recess. I said, mild & polite, "that's a nice theory!" and she TOLD on me for it! my mom was like "she's not wrong though????" lmaooo.
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just bonded super hard with one of the managers bc I told her Im quitting vaping and she told me about her nicotine journey and I feel sooooooo seen.
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three (unrelated) friends sent me this story. Im glad my Brand perseveres
High Noon warns consumers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.
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idk if this is controversial but I used to bite the fuuuuck back out of my baby brother like Im sorry what else was I supposed to do?? the alternative was flicking him in the fucking inscisors so,.
My cousin posted on FB asking for advice to stop her toddler from biting. There are 5 commentsโ 4 mothers said they bite their kids back and 1 mother said she puts hot sauce on her toddlerโs tongue if he bites omg.
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whats a non-gay way to say "my soul feels better on the days that I see you" and "can I sit on your moustache" at the same time.
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its important to do things for your friends even when you'd really rather not help them move in 90ยฐ ( 60% humidity) weather.
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i moan a lot but at least I never developed THIS kind of mental illness.
iโm obsessed with people who do this like itโs so organized omfg๐ญ
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