it's been sooooo long since I've been the target of unfounded cheating accusations from a friend's partner jealous of our closeness that I forgot how funny it is. and also horrifying!

bad and reductive like what? who greenlit this format I have strong opinions

the way that co-star represents a birth chart disgusts me

it's only annoying that Ive cut out all the friends that used to s*ll dr*gs when Im trying to figure out where else to b*y dr*gs

all I need to hear is "let's try it"

sharing a bathroom is the only thing that's worse than sharing a kitchen

esp episode 6 ("Two Storms")... Flanagan you crazy bastard

Woman re-reads diary and realizes she’s an unreliable and frightened narrator

I think Im ready to admit that Im addicted to television

genuinely changed me for life as a writer and as a viewer

my parent's dog's new weird ploy to get treats made me cryyyy laughing. an old dog can indeed learn new tricks

I love a good portmanteau. or a bad one

The Curse, which i famously have

I literally hate having to hold back. I dont do it often but when I have to.... sheesh

I need to be [AIR HORN] in the [SLIDEWHISTLE] until I'm [CYMBALS CRASHING] and then flipped over and [GLASS SHATTERING] from the back til I [AWOOOOOGA] & then spooned to sleep

be cunning and full of tricks and your bed soup shall never be spilled

Hacks IS really good too btw

everything's fine I just had to freak the fuck out for a second

first soup a da yeah

Yes I will. You will think this paris catacombs are normal by the time I’m done with you