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BREAKING: Each penny is now worth 1.5 cents.

Everyone tweeted about the gate pump fun page but absolutely nobody actually read the page.

Once again seeing terrible takes on the timeline about an unconfirmed token.

I’m once again stating that I don’t like USELESS but even my bias couldn’t pass up on that dip.

I’m not just saying this for engagement. I have a thesis behind it. BonkFun speed-ran the 1.5 year PF sequence of events/evolution. The Bonk eco saw one token start running (USELESS) and instead of bidding it, they all started chasing “the next USELESS” on BonkFun.

Imagine the DOJ intern tasked with exporting the footage decided to troll the entire internet?.

USELESS has failed to break upwards since I bought it…

Turns out the launchpads can get along

The Kalshi market for NYC Mayor is so strange - you could buy Eric Adams “Yes” for Mayor, and still lose the bet. You could also buy one of the other candidates “yes” for mayor and win if Eric Adams get elected. Slim chances those types of changes happen, but it’s still strange.

RT @WatcherGuru: JUST IN: Bitcoin records highest weekly close in history.

USELESS will never hit $1B

Happy 4th everyone

RT @pumpdotfun: today, we celebrate the freedom to create, trade and bullpost shitcoins while our counterparts put fries in bags. happy 4th….

This $PROMPT payout for aftermath packs doesn’t pass the sniff test for me. Doesn’t Wayfinder pretend to have some sort of community governance (like voting on transferability unlock)? If so, why wasn’t this voted on? How was the payout per pack calculated?.

Gang Gang amirite

Every single person farming engagement with the “just do a bunch of $299 transactions” about the no tax on $300 crypto bill is purposely failing to mention the $5k yearly cap and aggregation rules in the bill. Do not fall for the headline bait.

I bought so many tokens today, the top is in on absolutely all of them.

I’m not a big fan of USELESS token so I’ve done the only logical thing - I’ve bought a bag. I’m undefeated at marking the top of tokens like this with my buys, so this is a challenge to @theunipcs to break my record.

Draper isn’t lying, this is probably the best job in crypto. If I had the experience/background for this role I’d be applying (alas, I do not).

If you can’t convince the banks to use your product, become the bank I guess.