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🇪🇹 /🇺🇸Tech, Pilates, Shopping and Random Nonsense. Pilates Princess™ Brand & In Tech She Trust LLC💕👩🏾💻 Specialization: ITSM/SNow❄️/Sys Engineer
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My coworker really calls his wife WHENEVER. He is never too busy. And if she calls, he is gonna answer in the middle of the meeting and he doesn’t mute the phone. 😂❤️I know that’s right!
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After seeing this I do believe she had sex once and got pregnant the first time.
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Yall are not having kids for the sake of legacy because yall are not even making sure your kids are learning/engaged in academics or hobbies. Yall don’t discipline them. What is the reasoning? 💀
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It’s like...the tweets be funny. Then you go to the replies and it gets funniERRRRR😭😭😂😂
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Dating is so fun when both of yall got money 😭😭😭😭. Sky be the limit.
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Dates costing over $100 is REGULAR.
Your man being with you and a close friend/family member and picking up a tab is REGULAR.
Women buying gifts for men is REGULAR.
Can y’all cut the ghetto shit out or not knock regular experiences because you haven’t experienced them yet?!?
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I have a fear that I’ve waited all this time and still pick a horrible father for my child. I think mistakes in your 20s is passable, I can’t be in my 30s at the height of my career with a deadbeat father to my child. I would literally spin up a new season of Snapped on my own.
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I remember going through a man’s phone and they talk to all kinds of women…different body types, different education levels, different jobs, kid free/10kids, car/no car, house/no house. I think most women know men don’t even have a type seriously. They do anything. 😂
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The only colors in my house will be in my closet. I want everything else to be neutrals to help manage my mood. 😂 I studied interior design for a semester and I’m not playing around with color psychology. Wondering why you’re easily angered and it’s because your room is red.😭
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I’m not doing toxic anymore. We doing right and praying for God to guide us over here. If not, please go back to whoever tolerates it.
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Outside while under him
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Dream Kardashian really got two of the most lit grandmothers in totally opposite ways
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I was making 50k as a paralegal and could only pay rent or buy something and I didn’t like that for me. If im gonna work a 9-5 (or a few) it’s gonna PAY. We have one life to live…and we need to enjoy it.
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It’s never too late to re-design your life for the better.
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I started using grease on my natural hair again…my hair hasn’t maintained moisture like this in years! I really wanna fight the natural hair care community for the lies and making us take it out of our regimen 😂😂😂.
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Post said, “I’m choosing my BD wisely, I want cars for Mother’s Day” 😂absolutely.
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I can’t date multiple people. I always have a favorite and the favorite becomes my only. 😂
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I know God wants me to have everything my heart desires because he’s given me the tools to get it done.
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January-March all gym, studying, resume rebuilding and staying true to myself. I wanna be such an elite woman by March in terms of health and wealth!😂 I’m not playing.
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These jobs are gonna start making us have a camera in a designated work area in our homes soon because people just don’t know when to shut up.
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I have a big “it’s gonna be ok” mentality because it IS always ok. I trust God to bring me out of any and every hardship.
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Having a baby by a disrespectful man worth $6 million when you have access to Dominican baseball players…this isn’t making sense or cents. 😂🤣💀
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If you’re active on social media, I would NOT post my employer. I even think LinkedIn is a bit much, people are really psychos.
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Idk how but it looks like she went to an HBCU and has a very good job. It’s screaming black excellence somehow.😂
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I’ll just remain kid-free before I’m a half ass parent. Yall are really insane. Beyond the sex, attachment to the other parent…what do yall actually have kids for? (Again not including extreme situations such as SA because on twitter you have to be very specific)
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…but when yall tweet stuff like this it jeopardizes the rest of us who ARE more productive from home, have kids/family to tend to, save money on gas/food and don’t have to deal with micro-aggressions in-person. Like omg.
i hate to admit this….and i will never admit it in a work setting…..but working from home has made me lazy af lol. lowkey i think being in the office 1-2 days a week might do me some good, i fear.
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Hitting 6 figures and beyond without a degree is a major blessing. We are not told that that’s possible!
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Y’all are very low-income…no reason why taking a GOOD man to dinner quarterly caused that much outrage 😂😭. Yuck.
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One thing about it, yall gonna tell yall friends personal business on this app 😭
These tech lay offs no joke uno. My boy just got let go & he literally got a new born & approved for his mortgage 6 weeks ago
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I started a new job with the g*vt as a system administrator…they don’t want me to actually do any system administration, only create user stories and the contractors do the actual work. I’ve struck gold. Had no idea. 😂😂😂😂
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That repository is free and can land you $80k + if you lock in. I’d say I’d dedicate a month to learning processes (the articles I linked), BA tools (the Jira site + YT videos), and understanding a platform (Salesforce, Servicenow) which are literally all linked in the repository
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I’m not going back in the office for less than $300k. Lol 100k ain’t enough, 200k ain’t enough. 😂
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Getting a new man > trying to teach a man to appreciate you (especially by way of memes lol)
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I am a f*cking System Engineer.
I can’t believe this.
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There’s no reason why you would want to get dressed, deal with traffic, find parking, be forced to have to interact with different characteristics, spend money on lunch, etc. for human interaction. Go find a hobby/friends and stop forcing in-office work on us. Please.
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I love the “regret” stories of older men because men really come across GREAT women their entire life and fumble. Lol
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I’m obsessed with being in my house, watching my shows, knocking out work and living in silence. 😂
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She really putting black lives matter around DC when most black people cant even afford to comfortably live in this city. Make it make sense. The incompetent Mayor of Washington DC.
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I hate when people be like, “oh you’re better than that…don’t address that”
Don’t put me on a high horse. I actually am NOT better and I will address it 😂😂😂.
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As adults, we shouldn’t have to keep telling other adults “I have a lot going on right now”.
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ServiceNow certified system admin is a $2400 course normally and exam is $300...both free only until the end of June
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A woman making 250k with a mortgage, certain vehicle, lifestyle, responsibilities for her family and even if she has a child - can’t date down IMO. If that woman loses her job even temporarily, and she’s dating someone making 50k, her partner would have a hard time managing.
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At my big age, I really don’t try to change people. Accept them for who they are and love them, or don’t. But I’m definitely not trying to fix or change adults.
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The whole “you’re on instagram or twitter and not replying or answering my calls” thing is so played because I’m in the middle of 2 meetings and I went on social media to laugh for 2 seconds while my coworkers sets their slides up, like stfu. 😂
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DC used to be so fun…now I have no desire to dine, shop, or party there. No thank you. Them kids bad and broke af.
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People without kids that make some sort of money do not look forward to tax time. AT ALL. Lol
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That “caliber of black women” + Pilates tweet was wildddddddd and unnecessary. I like nice things and to have luxurious experiences but nothing should make you feel superior to somebody based on money. You can have money today and then that sh*t can be gone tomorrow…
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Not to be dramatic but I got a water filtration system in my house a few weeks ago and my hair and skin are wayyyyy better. My hair is twice as thick…the chemicals in the water definitely have an impact. Omg. 😭
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Bought my house.
Turned around and upgraded my mom to her 2022 bmw truck.
Then got my 2022 coupe.
In a 30-day period. God really made me THAT girl. God built my work ethic and blessings different 🙏🏾❤️
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Knocking out accomplishments during 4th quarter is fire because YOU KNOW YOU ABOUT TO BE UNSTOPPABLE top of the new year.
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Can we sue? Because I def recall these jobs making us get them. Lol
Pfizer says: "No one was forced to take the vaccine"... It was just an offer.
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The gym twice a day (Pilates, stairs for 30min) got my body going crazy lol
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Seeing women living their best lives makes me so happy. The shopping, the dates nights, the self-care days, vacations, graduating/succeeding in their careers, or doing whatever it is they want to do…I love all of that!😍
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House number 2 under 30🙏🏾❤️✨ with my gifts from my amazing agent!
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I really hate to admit it because I’m a woman…but woman are really dumb as hellllllllllll. I see why and how men get away with the things they do, I’d be doing the same. 😂😂😂😂
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I think this is the meanest thing you could ever do to somebody. 😭
If you cheat while your significant other is pregnant you deserve HELL.
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I am going to create a thread from the perspective of a Tier 1 Help Desk Professional (lets just say with one Comptia cert), and a list of actionable tasks they can do from now til January and add to their resume and hopefully position themselves for higher pay
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I am a girls girl...til I’m not. I’m not breaking up and making up with people I don’t sleep with. I have always said this. Be a good friend or go!
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Robyn swallows and still gets cheated on…and that’s why I don’t care to be nobody’s freakiest anything. Get somebody else to do it. 💀
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Staying in the house.
Saving money.
Losing weight.
& growing my real hair to my ass.
Whenever I come back outside, I’ll be finer. 😂
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Closed on my single family home on my mommy’s birthday. Bought the house that wasnt the most loved, in the best neighborhood...signed and walked in with six figure instant equity. Demo for full renovation also began today 🤣😭😂, AP dream house loading. Goal crushed.
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Those people that make tik toks about how WFH life is, are only content creators. It is not like that for everyone/every day. . I may have one light day a week and any other time I can barely eat lunch. I have coworkers on the west coast that cause me to have meetings til 6pm.
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My mom def made sure I knew my alphabets (their sounds), numbers and reading basic words so it was easier for me in school. That should start AT HOME. And if you’re willingly wanting to be a parent but don’t agree that you’re their first teacher, you shouldn’t have kids.
I’m not over this children not being able to read conversation. I conversed with 3 teachers this morning and I’m not gonna lie, most of the blame still on teachers/school system. It’s a group effort, sure, but that’s where I’m placing my blame 🤷🏾♂️
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I’ll help people for free all day long because that’s my way of tithing and helping people never took money off my plate and in fact I know that’s why God continues to bless my family and I. If I have time, I’ll help.
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My supervisor just said if we’re unhappy with compensation let him know because he knows it’s a war on talent…mind you, they pay us great money. 😂😂😂
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Heavy on being kind hearted.
Heavy on the pretty.
Heavy on the paid.
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Mid-interview and you hear that “so when you get started”, “once you join the team”….BABY JUST SEND ME MY OFFER LETTER. ✨👏🏾🥹👩🏽💻
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Idk if it’s because I’m from this city and we’re big on g*vt jobs but none of those private sector/big tech companies ever appealed to me. I’m a huge fan of long-term job security. 😂😂😂😂that’s nice you work at Google, I work for the country. 😭😂
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Helping other women has NEVER taken food off my table. If anything, I’ve formed more alliances and bonds. 😂 now I have a network of super lit women I can always refer back too. If they took the baton from anything I’ve ever mentioned, they are RUNNING THAT SH*T!
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As a single homeowner, I think all women should have Best Buy Total Tech Membership (every tv you buy is mounted for free and they have an extended trial period on all purchases, you can return with no issue and I think it’s 60 days).
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Whatever you want to do in terms of business/career (certs, establishing/expanding your business, school, paying off debts) needs to be done now…lol lock in on the cooler months and pop out by spring. 🥂
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Send them kids to jail and make DC great again.
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Up until you’re 30 you can probably float through life just being cute…after 30 I’m gonna need the girls to take their careers and businesses so seriously. Ain’t nobody sitting and waiting for a “lit” man to come and save you after 30. Be foreal.
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Everyone keeps asking and yes this worked for me and all I did by way of self-studying which is how people are selling to others what I’ve been sharing for free…for thousands of dollars lol it works
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I had to make sure I qualify to carry two mortgages…and I DO even with my two cars (which was my fear). For full transparency, 3-5 years ago I didn’t think I can afford any of things I’m able to do. Trust God, bet on yourself. 🙏🏾❤️Don’t let people put u and your goals in a box
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My job gave us Udemy access for free for all courses. 🙏🏾😂ITS UP AND STUCK!
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During the attempt to doxx me, my boss was led to my ITST business page on IG…needless to say she saw my true passion for what I do and discussed an opportunity for a promotion because they want me to lead SF projects 🤣🫶🏾❤️✨.
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I’m sending the link to the slack in dm’s. This is just a peaceful, information sharing channel so we’re keeping it a little locked down so it won’t get too insane. Like this if you would like the link.
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Selling tech courses is 100% the new scam. I keep trying to tell y’all, but y’all don’t listen. Why are y’all so afraid of vendor-led or accredited business for technical courses? 💀🥲
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@NotLaja
he is the father of her niece. Jordyn was a snake of a best friend because drunk or not im not gonna be by anyone’s man that is a friend of mine or my best friend. She has no ties to being in their family forever. Let’s start re-applying common sense to the situation
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“Having a great day on purpose” really changed my perspective soon as I read it and I instantly teared up because it’s so easy to say “I’m having a bad day” and while doing so, we put all of our blessings on hold to acknowledge slight inconveniences.
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The girls don’t be having nothing attached to their name but drama.
No career. No businesses. No investments. No properties. No life insurance policy. No retirement plan.
Just drama and vibes. Lol
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I know yall be super anti-Kim but she really f*cks a fit UP!
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Working from home does not translate to me having a ton of free/downtime. If anything I’m working more. When I was going into the office, my employer understood what a lunch break was lol. Now with colleagues across the country, there’s no such thing as “lunch time”.
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People always call something bragging but I need to see what high earners, those with top tier credit, those who are well-traveled, educated, etc. so I can know what to inspire to and keep myself motivated. Please talk your sh*t so I can hop in my bag too!!!
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Idc how much I like somebody…I’m not posting them. These men are EMBARRASSINGGGGGGG. 😂😭
And y’all be looking dumb. I like to be dumb quietly. 😂😂😂
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I was a little bummed to have an interview at 4pm on a Friday…but they’ve already sent me the offer letter. I really does this! And thank God for always having my back and aligning me with opportunities!❤️🔥🫶🏾✨🙏🏾
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