@themacabremami Breaking Mexican stereotypes by not liking tortillas

My fatass woke up craving a burger and now here goes Tony taking the opportunity to get a burger at 415a

My man makes admitting I was wrong funny. I love this man because he really never lets me feel stupid or puts me down 🥹❤️ I love him so much

The weather got a lil nice today and Jade acted out. SMH

My mom treats Alexa like shit and I’m tryna tell her when AI decides to over throw the human race ALEXA WILL REMEMBER THIS

#6 my fav pizza spot for wings canceled my order today… Super Bowl Sunday. I’m old enough to start complaining to corporate

#5 I let Tony sweet talk me into a lot of things… today he convinced me we didn’t need the stroller for our 1.5yo to walk around in the mall. I’m never fucking listening to that man again. I had to keep my coat on so he could carry her AND the diaper bag

Oh you’re pregnant again? I thought u were just fatter 🥲

Noooo aunt Lydia 🥲

Having Braxton hicks bc I decided to be naughty

Check fucking mate, Ms Waterford

#4 I woke up to pee again n I’m mad as fuck

#3 I got mad today because I was nauseous all morning and I ate maybe one meal at 4pm, woke up hungry at 2am and finished eating 12 dumplings and now I’m fucking tight im nauseous but I gotta wait to let it digest so I can go to sleep

#2 I got mad because on new years I got tired of mashing the potatoes I gave up 95% of the way and said “idc if you bite into a whole potatoe, just ignore it and chew it”

With this pregnancy I’m not really sentimental… I have rage. This might be my new thread of reasons I got mad since last time I made a thread of reasons I cried during my first pregnancy. Anyway #1 I got mad at my mom for giving Jade a hot piece of sugar cane before she had food

Lucky is an understatement. I feel like I’m one of Gods favorites. Placing Tony in my life and my two beautiful daughters I really can’t believe this happened to me sometimes.

Having two kids in the span of two years kinda got me feeling like I’m living up to my Mexican stereotype

I started rewatching the handmaids tale and Sydney really cries like that for every character she plays 😭😭

My mannn my mannnnn. I’m so in love

I got cracked and suddenly I’m shitposting again 😭😭😭 convinced I’m trying to keep the oxytocin flowing

Father teaches his daughters good manners.