to have billions of dollars and THOSE cabinets? what's the point.

@KeithOlbermann shut your dumb ass up leave angel reese alone.

We’re back tonight at 11pm! And we know, we know. We’re “not as exciting” as The Last of Us. So we’ve decided to kill off one of our series regulars tonight. It was a tough choice, but ratings are ratings.

THANK YOU! And here's the link again just in case your delicate little thumbs are too tired to scroll back up this novel-length thread. I love you!!!

Ok! That's all for now! If you can’t donate, please, PLEASE, I am begging you, share our link with a rich friend? C’mon, I know you have one. Or an uncle, perhaps? Or, share it with a not-rich person! $1 donations are still donations and we appreciate them.

5. You hate me! This one’s interesting. If you hate me, you’re gonna want me to make a movie. Because there’s a risk I could fail! Publicly! Could be great for you if I get to make my movie and it’s bad — or, even worse, MEDIOCRE!!!

4. You believe in supporting women making movies about women!! There are loads of women making this thing. And boy does it pass the Bechdel test with flying colors. It blows the test out of the freaking water. It sits the test down and makes it take a test of its own!!!

3. You believe in the story and are thinking to yourself “huh I’ve never seen this specific narrative told before and I might like that.” Whoa, cool.

2. You love one of my hot cool friends who is working on this with me. Easy. They’re lovable and smart and accomplished and, as I mentioned, hot as hell!!!

1. You love me. Case closed.

And I came up with some pretty convincing reasons to donate/share. Here they are:

We raised almost half of our goal in a few days!! Which I'm having a hard time processing. But I hope that means people think it's a cool project! If you want to read more about the story or the geniuses who are making this thing with me, it’s all here:

With some very chic friends. It’s a comedic thriller about a woman who has a hard time sleeping alone. It’s also about the danger of underestimating yourself. We launched a fundraising campaign on Friday the 13th, because we are *very* brave, and it’s going really well so far!!

Hi! Do people still use this site? I kinda don’t! But a few thousand of you do not follow me on Instagram (rude) so I just wanted to say here, on this platform that's owned by my nemesis: I’m making a movie!

Keith Raniere has committed a lot of crimes but making this woman sit through his commentary on Led Zeppelin has gotta be the worst one

i won't lie, part of me wonders if this tweet got some wheels turning in his head, and now this whole mess we're in is partially my fault??? anyway, congrats to doja cat on being a verified fart.

i could write a dissertation on the drama surrounding Don't Worry Darling but if you held a gun to my head all i could tell you about the plot is that Chris Pine says "good girl."

her final words were “elves can’t be black”

very charming when people offer you their airpods. they're just so excited about this song, they don't realize they're asking to put a used q-tip in your ear <3

And, as we mentioned in last night’s piece, Melissa Lucio is still set to be executed in 9 days, and her case had all the hallmarks of a false confession. The Innocence Project has done great work to try to stay her case, and others like hers.