i would do a trick on a leash for a treat

my biggest crashouts likely could have been solved with food and a hug btw

you were more interesting as a bum on drugs

gonna start calling it ‘joystick’ but only if he fucks good

i clock ppl shit with a straight face and they laugh thinking i’m being sarcastic or funny . no Btch ur weird and i noticed !

i felt the burden of murder it shook the earth to the core felt like the world was collapsing then we heard him speak,

not to b that btch but i can tell off the rip why yall DM me, based off whether or not you ask me one simple question.

i thought the stripper liked me

pet play is goated, those furries know what’s up

i woof u :3

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wagging my tail rn ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა 𐂯

dating me must be scary, one wrong move and BOOM pistol whipped

sooo tired of packinggg, reply with your best dad joke please, i need a good giggle

lobotomize me with a gun

wtf is it with men 50+ and winking at women unprovoked. can we open up that box? when i worked grocery id just be doing my JOB and get winked at by old guys? like no words. no weird gestures. just a random ominous wink that sends chills down my spine

if i have to pee more than 3x when im tryna gts imma just start pissin the bed .

me and the man i manipulate on twitter

i go church bye