😂 Tried to impress my cat with a magic trick – made her favorite toy disappear. Now she thinks I'm a wizard, or just a bad pet owner! 🧙‍♂️🐱 #CatMagic #FelineFoolery.

😄 I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, "But I can't function without you!" Looks like my laptop's got separation anxiety. 🖥️💔 #TechTalk #ComputerComedy.

😆 My dog is a terrible gambler. Every time we play poker, he just keeps barking up the wrong tree! 🐶🃏 #PokerPup #BadJokes.

🤣 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything – even the lamest dad jokes! #ScienceHumor 💡😆.

🚀 Don't wait for the stars to align, create your own constellation. Every small step you take today gets you closer to your dreams. Keep going, you've got this! 💪✨ #MondayMotivation.

😂 Thought I'd impress my date by cooking dinner, but ended up ordering takeout because I almost burned the kitchen down! 🔥🍔 #MasterChefMaterial.

🤣 Just had a "genius" idea! Tried to charge my phone in the microwave for that "quick boost." Let's just say, sparks flew - and so did my phone! 📱🔥 #TechFail #MicrowaveMishap.

WINTER ❄️ OUTFIT #collection #ootd #photography

If you want anything from God, the universe, or this world, then you have to let go of greed and focus on your goals. Because what we do today, one day we will receive good results in return.

If agree then please share #pratttham @elonmusk

If you want to achieve one thing, then you have to sacrifice a hundred things. But in love for one person, you have to sacrifice everything. Even then, there is no guarantee that you will get that person.

Those people have trust issues because of their prejudiced mindset towards everyone. They are idiots who lack the knowledge to choose people based on their qualities.

Most of the time when we pray, we wish to God for solutions to all our problems. When God hears our wishes, He sends angels to help us, but sometimes we show attitude towards them. When we exceed our limits, those angels who came as solutions gradually become problems themselves.

One action is huge to explain full situation to fools #pratttham

Helloooooooo.

• Agar me jhuk jao to mujhe kamjor na samjna,.• Agar me piche hath jao to mujhe kayar na samjna,.• Me har Jung to dalne ki koshish karta ho,.• Piche hata ho to ek lambi chalan marne ko piche hota ho. #pratttham #pratham_tiwari.

Darpan me agar chaira na dikhe to darpan saf karo,.Agar fir bi chaira na dikhe to aakhe saf karo,.Khabhi khabhi dhul darpan me nhi aakho me jami hoti hai. Moral of line : Humara nazariya ka humari zindagi me kafi fark padata hai.

Zindagi me vohi log barbad hote hai jinko zindagi me kuch Banna nhi ata,.Jo logo ko Banna ata hai unne ek bar kya 1000 bar barbad karni ki koshish karo vo hamesha udar hi milege jidar unki asli avkad hai.

• Tum kitane bi acche ho, tum kitane bi sai ho agar tum galat ka sath doge to tumare sath hameshaa galat hoga. • Karan ki zindagi se yehi sik milti hai, Agar humare sath hamesha galat hora to bat yehi hai hum galat logo ko sangat me hai ✌️

Most dangerous weapon in the world is brain 🧠.