I saw a post I didn't agree with. I didn't get offended. I didn't comment. I didn't feel the need to change their mind. I still like the person. I just kept scrolling and went on with my day. More should practice this.

I thought I’d put some colour in my hair

Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was... It was a complete guess, but I was right.😂😂😂

FYI If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. 🤷‍♂️

Ladies IF YOUR CUP IS ONLY HALF FULL... I SUGGEST BUYING A SMALLER BRA.

Little know fact about me I used to teach origami. Gave it up. Too much paperwork.

Good Saturday morning Twitter, While in Truro yesterday I did something I hadn’t done in years 😂😂😂 Had a great time horseback riding yesterday up until I ran out of quarters.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How to you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

Btw IF YOU NEED A JOB, YOU COULD ALWAYS TRY SEARCH AND RESCUE. THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE

How many skunks does it take to make a stink? Just a phew.

Waiting for the better half in Truro so why not amuse myself 😂😂😂 I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.😂😂😂

Fond memories I had a happy childhood, My Dad would put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill, they were Goodyears.

Yup First rule of family gatherings, always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when someone pisses you off.

🤷‍♂️ So, it's okay for a cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors come, but, when I do it, it's "rude" and "antisocial."

😂😂😂😂 The Institute of Unfinished Resear has concluded that 6 out of 10 people

Am I right? Whoever came up with "a penny for your thoughts," "don't nickel and dime me" and "another day another dollar" Sure knew how to coin a phrase.

What do you call it when a dog swallows an engagement ring? A diamond in the ruff.🤔🤷‍♂️

🤔🤔🤔🤔 Deep thought of today: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner. You become a vacuum cleaner.

Happy Friday Twitter, overcast today, Jays won, Leafs won pretty good night I would say. Time to rise and shine peeps and if you’re a working stiff. 😂😂☕️✌️ Chicken lips went to HR and complained... And now we can't use nicknames at work anymore.

I want to lose weight but i don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

When you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you. You should really ask yourself: Am I too sexy?!😂😂😂😂😂