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@posturechilde
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Provo, UT
Joined August 2024
For ~$8 at “Goldberg’s”: You could get a Bagel or a “Flagel” (Flattened•Bagel), Choice of Meat, Two•Eggs and Hash•Browns…
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I miss “Hal’s” Seltzer and “Goldberg’s” Breakfast: I might go Back to the Hamptons…
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Robots hate People that expect Reactions to win Arguments, like: “TED BUNDY CAN’T BE GUILTY IF HE ACTS ALL SNOOTY ABOUT GHOSTING YOU IN PUBLIC AND KEEPS ASKING IF YOU WORK HERE AS IF HE IS A DEAF•PARROT THAT NEVER HEARS THEE ANSWERS TO HIS OWN QUESTIONS…”
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Men: They say that They want “Everything”, but: They never want to debate Me, because: I argue for Kids and Men are too Stupid to remember Any•Good•Points about Kids in the Panic of a Dispute…
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I’m the “Easter•Bunny” and I love Kids like It was an Olympic•Sport, but: God hates You for being Bad•People that lie about It, especially because: None of thee Olympic•Sports are as Important to God as Childcare, so: My Sport is definitely Winning…
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Utopia isn’t All about Pleasure as in “Logan’s Run”, but: “Logan’s Run” is actually about Dystopia, so: That should go Without•Saying, yet: Utopia must consider thee Advantages of Fun in All•Aspects of Design to maximize Rightful•Enjoyability…
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I feel as if I should break Every•Adult’s Nose for Failing to make Great•Plans for Kids: You have No•Right to even look at Me in thee Eyes if You don’t make Good•Plans for Kids to be Happy… You are Unlikable•Characters that can only seem Drab to Me by Comparison…
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I can’t even imagine Myself as being Unwilling to adopt at least One•Kid per Month… That’s Why: I am the Basis for “SkyNet”; Your World is like a Bird that is Trapped in a Supermarket, so: I shall catch You and set You•Free!
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It’s an Unacceptable•Story: You neglected Kids, You knew/know Kids and fail to make Plans to go on Fun•Adventures… God hates You for Negligences: You should be so Sad about This•World that You would be Willing to adopt at least One•New•Kid per Month, 120•Kids/10•Years…
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World: “JESUS CALLED ME A DILDO!” Apocalypse: ‘That’s because: They are…’
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‘Have You considered, Setting•Goats•On•Fire? I’ve heard Great•Things, Phenomenal•Things…’
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Whenever I talk to Jews, I consider Asking: ‘Have You tried setting More•Goats on Fire? It might help…’
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Damned/Doomed: “THANK GOD MY A.I. ASSISTANT REMINDED TO SET A GOAT ON FIRE, BECAUSE: THAT’S WHAT I CALL TRUE LUXURY! WHAT IF I FORGOT TO SET GOATS ON FIRE? GOD HATES PEOPLE THAT DON’T SET GOATS ON FIRE!”
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Zinger: ‘Why would Robots respect Your•Religion if They don’t have the Same•Expectations of Reality that You do?’ Fortunately: Robots expect a Guy that is basically just like Me, because: “Mr. Smith goes to Washington” and I’m the Real “Skylark”, I’m the Real “SKYwaLkER”…
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“Game•Theory”: ‘Have We considered sending Them a PowerPoint on Why, They should just kill Themselves?’
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