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crushes you beneath the weight of that which you have left unsaid
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makes a long lasting connection with you in a way that ruins your life
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beats the shit out of you in a way that changes the trajectory of your life for the better
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blows a cloud of evil weed smoke at you that gets you really evil high
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i’m like if a girl had your best interests in mind but kept royally fucking up
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i’m extremely skilled at seeing things in a negative light
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let’s play pretend; i’ll go first: the world is perfectly interconnected, everything matters, everyone cares about everything, you have lived every life to ever exist, you’re every being all at once throughout all of history, today is not just today, every word means everything
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i’m going to force you to have a good day, and if you resist i’m going to beat your ass. i’m evil
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i'm massaging your back in a way that's getting increasingly more painful but you don't say anything because you're not sure if it feels good or bad until eventually you feel the sharpest sensation of your life which unlocks your latent potential in all possible worldly pursuits
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sends you a message that changes your life in unpredictable ways
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says good night to you in a way that keeps you up all night
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your energy is remarkably unstable and dark. how'd you do that
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Anyone else notice how people who drive cars are evil as fuck?
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hands you a flower before crushing it in my palm to your immense despair, only for my hand to open up, revealing thrice as many, only for my hand to close again, crushing the flowers to your flabbergasted befuddlement, only to reveal thrice as many, at which point i ask "Again?"
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sits shotgun in your car and gives you bad directions, increasing the duration of our trip by four hours
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crushes you beneath the weight of that which you were, that which you are, and that which you will be, only to find you beneath every crush, resilient, determined, solid, ready and willing to be crushed again and again
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i've told your story in a way that completely misrepresents you
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i have determined you will no longer be allowed to live the way that you do and you must now live another way and shortly after you get used to that way i will determine that you no longer will be able to live that way and so on until you have exhausted every possible way to live
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beats the snot out your nose and the wax out your ears and the tears out your eyes and the shit out your ass
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makes a playlist for you but every song makes you really uncontrollably angry
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im pulverizing you. im absolutely demolishing every trace of your existence in every one of its forms. im taking everything youve affected and unaffecting it. im taking the sun you absorbed and giving it back. im crushing your dreams into my smoothie. yet youre still here
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i’ll never be sorry for crushing your pipsqueak dreams—dream bigger, dream brighter, if you settle for less one more time i will crush you again, and again, do not fuck with your potential so easily, i can’t stand your meagerness, take the sun, take the moon, let go of everything
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i’ll end your story where i please, and do not forget that it won’t be yours to tell, i’ll change what i like, i’ll crush every hope out of it, i’ll make it so worthless and trivial you’ll be pleading for a rewrite, but it’ll never come, you’ll have to kill me with your own pen
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i’ve been reduced to nothing but bones, all of which have been picked clean by the lovebirds and the love bugs, the last evil bone no longer in my body but still of it, pedestaled in a museum of evil, reminding every passerby of the danger and perils of being such an evil girl
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steals the moon from the sky and replaces it with a low-res image which begins to grate on your mental every night when you look at it, not realizing for thirty years what’s happened before i put the moon back and suddenly you start to confess “She looks beautiful” way more often
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my doctor told me that posting is a symptom of autism and adhd and bpd and schizophrenia and mental wellness and spiritual fortitude and otherworldly courage and true grit and deep-running connections to a life many suns ago and she also said i need to look into a standing desk
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in our past lives we fought to the death but i won and in this life im prepared to die
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beats the shit out of you with a 3D-modeled hot dog
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look. i’m supposed to be the evil one around here. please don’t put me out of a job. i see you projecting evil onto the actions of others. that’s more evil than anything i’ve ever been. you’re putting me to shame. if you don’t shape up, i’m gonna have to retire. sike. shoves you
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the next time you forget what you were about to say it won’t be just because you forgot it’ll be because i stole your train of thought along with all its riches, including the seeds of brilliant actionable ideas
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i’m crushing you between my fingertips like a little bug and when you’re nothing but pasty bits i will smear you against the walls of your childhood home for all to bear witness to the beautiful assortment of light-reactive colorful shimmers during the somber sunset of a thursday
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*in a booming evil voice* what the fuck is wrong with you why would you say that
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every day you don’t improve your life i will beat the shit out of you
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*watching you struggle to learn*
what, no learner’s permit? 🤣🤣🤣
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