It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 2 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 2 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

It absolutely never fails.

If this happened in NBA2k you'd throw the game away. Unreal stuff.

What stage of capitalism is this?

Apropos

https://t.co/S4SFVEHrTu

Tonga’s Hunga Tonga volcano erupted early this morning sending out a massive shock wave captured on satellite

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

On this day in 2012, Lionel Messi hit his 91st goal of the year. Alien 👽

Maybe the funniest thing iv ever seen in my life

Similarities between the infinitely small and infinitely large. Brain neurons vs galaxy filaments

https://t.co/WjnNPfPUsA

Did nobody rehearse/film this and think "wtf are we even doing!?" or is that too much self awareness I'm expecting from the bots?

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

What do Martian wind gusts sound like? What about the crunching of rover wheels on Martian gravel? 🤔 Thanks to two microphones aboard @NASAPersevere, you can put on headphones and feel like you’re standing on the surface of the Red Planet. Take a listen: https://t.co/JoJDyajTHs

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To say "machine learning is just statistics" is as stupid as saying that physics is just mathematics.