So when @realDonaldTrump tries to flee the US to avoid being cyclically victory spanked in rikers for all his accomplishments, i’m sure, he’ll probably flee to Scotland - is there any legislation we can activate to keep that rotund cunt-cascade of expired sauce, off our shores?

Ach I miss this bookshop like crazy! Have a wee look troops. X @Lovesongplay

The Scotsman Sessions #106: RSNO principal trombonist Dávur Juul Magnussen plays a new multi-trombone version of Purcell’s Fantasia Upon One Note in the stairwell outside his flat in Glasgow. Introduction by @DavidKettle1 https://t.co/8y1SIXgD0U @DavurJMagnussen @RSNO

Right - thought I’d give this a shot - Cos everyone seems to be doing it. Here’s my tweet - has wearing masks made anyone else paranoid about their breath? Aaaand tweet 😎

FOUR FAMILY ALBUMS! The four albums that were always there growing up - living room, kitchen, car, wherever. Copy paste and post. @ Central Manchester, Manchester

We’re back baby! Three nights only 17,18,19 March. Glasgow international comedy festival. Hard Rock Cafe, Glasgow https://t.co/nv79ZWrDgs

... ach fuck. It goes without saying - please remember us Europe. But (I think) more importantly, all our European sisters and brothers who live in Scotland; Please know it’s your home if…

People who complain about the gym been busy in January are the same people who liked that band before they were cool

A lot of folk commenting on what tomorrow will be (again... for the third time in less than 5 years) may not make sense, but thought I’d share this🤷🏻‍♂️ *current mood* (P.s. I’m not oblivious to the irony of me sharing this on Twitter #snp

⁦@Lovesongplay⁩ is off and running!

One week today! @Lovesongplay @lyceumtheatre

https://t.co/sGhcks2IAO

Feeling loved up with the @Lovesongplay company back in the rehearsal room where it all began before they take to the main stage from 9 October Book at https://t.co/qFe1DUT17L #lgbtq🌈 #theatre #Edinburgh #edinburghhistory #lavendermenace

First day of rehearsals for @Lovesongplay ! Main stage baby! Get your tickets at https://t.co/gd2p2SrISG got some fancy new time travelling in this one! #edinburgh #royallyceumedinburgh

WOOHOO!! We can announce that LOVE SONG TO LAVENDER MENACE has been selected for the FRINGE ENCORE SERIES at @sohoplayhouse. Catch the show in NYC from 23 November to 4 December. 🗽🚖Tickets on sale from today - https://t.co/RComyGXypD

People at the fringe! Get seein this! Terrific actor, gonna be awesome!

Check out the trailer for Mini Mall Theatre's explosive new thriller #Ballistic coming to the #EdFringe.

@Liv_Knowles and @poreid absolutely smashed it last night in their play @DeadlineThePlay two more days to catch at @LOSTTheatre so proud 🙌🏾

"We are a small country with a massive heart, and that's how we should define ourselves" First Minister Nicola Sturgeon today at our offices

Oh a force of women to steal some ability from. And of course,paramount, is my tennyment wifey. @morvenchristie Oh how I pine for these days