sittin’ on the cock of the gay

just discovered the “undo” feature in gmail

trying to look sexy in a backback is near impossible

accidentally made one of my second graders cry today with my april fools joke claiming i was leaving school to become the Princess of Genovia

evil selfish narcissist roommate has officially MOVED OUT

me and the health insurance companies working it out on the remix

i’ve gotten my period three times this month

roommate unfollowed me on instagram a week before moving out

tsa lines and a job rejection today❤️

latest snarky comment from my mom may have been the last straw…trying not to scream on this bus rn

crashed out about internet stuff and then threw up from anxiety

BOUTA SEE DARREN CRISS

realizing my moms severe adhd makes her a wee bit of an accidental narcissist

everything is ads

literally within a ten block radius of megan thee stallion

somehow ended up at the old folks home where all the broadway and movie stars go when they get old

mom yelled at me for taking a poop this morning claiming it would make us late. she then proceeded to take 15 minutes to try and cut the zipper of her purse open after it got stuck

LITERALLY SITTING WITH THE VOICE OF ANASTASIA FROM THE ANIMATED MOVIE WTFFFFF

literally inside sirius xm studios rn

bouta be on a broadway radio show

i hope i look new york enough