Macho’s🔥Life
@poppamacho
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The last macho man… sex inventor of the “tickling her feet during doggy style” technique and I also smell amazing plus tell good jokes occasionally.
East Side Of Oakland
Joined June 2021
If you know anyone who leaves their Christmas tree up year round… please pray for their goofy ass.
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Everybody and their damn poodle has a podcast but very few people actually have real jobs… shits crazy.
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Just my opinion… men shouldn’t use any emojis in a text message
I don’t like when ppl use too many emojis
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My brotha’s and sistah’s these are just jokes but the real me is hidden in there… that I will admit.
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I just feel like… if you’re cool with eating food in your car then you’ll also eat in the bathroom.
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Fucking something
What yall doing this weekend?
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Damn
Just a reminder that I hate bald men 🫶🏼
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Any woman using the term “bare back” definitely done #soldIt a few times before ctfu
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This how all the 40+ niggas on here posting they fits look
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How many speeding tickets have you had… zero, 1-3, or more than 3?
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That’s one helluva pivot, lol
Jack Harlow singing now?
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I know we have a ways to go but I’m ready to know who’s going to have the song of the Summer.
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Road rules need to be applied at the grocery store because there’s no reason to park your shopping cart in the middle of the aisle. Move that shit to one side so others can pass, smh.
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I want everyone to go outside this weekend… go sit on the porch or sit on the curb… get ya ass outside!
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It’s a thin line between a nasty girl and a freaked out frog.
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I’m very big on smells and a lot of peoples natural scent ain’t up to my liking.
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Your day has absolutely no chance of going smooth when you wake up looking at dishes in the sink.
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🗣️ BLOW IT OUT YA ASS
Whew, whatever i ate last night is not agreeing with me this morning…
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