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Osamu Dazai has been found beaten up on the streets. After being interviewed on how he ended up like this. “A dog called Chuuya beat me up please put him down at once” he said

Doppo Kunikida has had a mild seizure after listening to Dazais new album. He is currently recovering in the hospital, doctors speculate he will be out in a few days.

Mori Ougai the boss of Mori Corporation went on an interview on live TV debunking the allegations of his alleged connection to the Port Mafia. “I have no business with those rascals” he said angrily.

Port Mafia executive Chuuya Nakahara has gone missing overnight. Mafia member Akutagawa Ryunosuke mentioned that. “He was listening to Dazais new album last night.” He said.

Yokohama’s Armed Detective Agency has been reported to have turned green overnight. Citizens speculate that Agency member Osamu Dazai, who has also turned green, may have something to do with it.

I’ll probably close them when I wake up, depends how many I get though.

Requests are back open for a little bit

Why did this get labelled as graphic content???.

Guild leader Francis fitzgerald has been seen fighting old people at the local grocery store over coupons.

Statistics show that out of 10 women from Yokohama, 9 endorse burning Dazai Osamu at the stake.

Crypto currency “Double Suicide” made by Dazai has failed in the market. Sources say this has lead to Dazai getting fired from his workplace.

Yokohama citizens found begging Dazai Osamu to unrelease his album, and even offering to donate to the Armed Detective Agency in hopes of Dazai never releasing music ever again.

Government worker Ango Sakaguchi found sleepwalking across the street. We have yet to identify the cause of this but citizens say it is most likely due to overwork.

Local teen claims there is some powerful aura behind a mysterious cat. When questioned about this speculation they answered with. "I saw him with my EYES transform". The cat in question has not yet presented a valid defense.

🚨 Dr. Mori Ougai of Pharmaceutical company Mori Corporation has been suspected of mafia ties.

Anonymous source on bungoeddit accuses Dr. Akiko Yosano of killing a former patient. Quote: . “She killed him with her ability. I haven’t forgotten nor forgiven her. Sleep with one eye open”

Submissions are closed for now I got a bunch already.

Chuuya Nakahara has been spotted at a Tailor Swift concert. In retaliation Armed Detective Agency member Osamu Dazai threatened to release confidential documents on Warthunder forums because quote "Mori must be holding him at gunpoint, there's no way he's a Swiftie"

Port Mafia member Yumeno Kyuusaku reported to have been setting Dazai Osamu’s new album on fire.