me: okay one by one we will see who is the most beautiful and then that one can marry me!
them: *in unison* yes poopeater sensei!!🥰😍
me: this will be fun😅
me: can we do hugs from behind?
her: okay sure!
me *hugs her back*
her: your going all the way huh😏
me: uh sorry it has a mind of it own😅
her: let it run wild😈
me: naughty.... and i like it😈
sheldon at his dads funeral giving a speach:
well my dad died but in science his taking a long nap😅 even still we must talk about the start of the world.... it started with the big.... bang theory
Us diaper folk LOVE Madagascar, the other day my wife was changing my nappy, and she *wittingly* said "who moved it moved it?!?" i was dying laughing, i could barely breath🤣!
he sees godzilla: uh i swear ive heckin seen this on r34😅
r34 godzilla: i wanna have sex nux taku
nuxtaku: ummmm freaking yes!
r34 godzilla: i love you
nuxtaku: stfu whore