You can scroll through posts. You can debate analytics stacks. Or… you can just run a 9GB join in your browser and go “whoaaaaaa” 🌪️🌪️🌪️.

These folks already did👇 Now it’s your turn. #TryTheDuck

Stop waiting for clusters to boot‼️.Stop sampling ‼️.Stop leaking data‼️. Start analyzing 🚀.Locally. Privately. Now. #PondPilot.

Ready to ditch the cloud and analyze like a rocket duck — right on your machine? Check this:

Not a toy. A tool built for reality 👊🏽.

PondPilot does it right 👌. ✔️Zero-copy access to local files — no uploads, no waste .✔️Joins across 20+ GB with <400 MB RAM .✔️Sessions that survive reloads.

Other in-browser SQL tools fake it. They copy your data twice, choke on files over 4 GB, and assume fast, safe internet. That’s a joke in finance, healthcare, or on café Wi‑Fi 🙄

Now go try it yourself: #sql.

We don’t have to explain it. Our users already did. And quack 😎

Be serious. It’s 2025. #PondPilot gives you full SQL power — no cloud, no copies, no compliance drama. Grown-up tools for grown-up data:

Handling financial data? Why are you still sending it to someone else’s cloud?. With #PondPilot, your queries run where they should — in your browser. •No uploads.•No caching.•No exposure. Just blazing-fast, zero-trust #SQL. Local. Private. Yours.

#SQL in the cloud:.“Estimated query time: 4m 57s”. PondPilot in your browser:.“Done before you blink.”. Me:.SELECT * FROM freedom. #PondPilot.

3 reasons PondPilot feels illegal 😎 (but isn’t):. ✔️No install. No setup. Open browser → drag file → write SQL. That’s it. ✔️It’s fully local. No cloud. No copies. Your data stays with U. ✔️It’s stupid fast. Joined a 2GB CSV with a Parquet file in sec. In Chrome. On a train.

Dropped a 2GB CSV. Ran a join on Parquet + JSON. Calculated averages in 3 sec. Did it all on a plane ✈️ .No uploads. No lag. No problem. That’s #PondPilot 😎.

Analysts don’t wait. They don’t wrestle configs. They fly with #PondPilot — instant #SQL in your browser, no nonsense. Just quackin’ fast data 🤫 Ready?

Most tools still push your data to the #cloud. PondPilot doesn’t. It’s #DuckDB-Wasm, fully in your browser. No installs. No uploads. Just fast, private #SQL — anywhere. Try it:

Back from @DataCouncilAI 2025. The vibe? New data engines = new superpowers 🦸 . So we are embracing this with PondPilot — powered by @duckdb_wasm . Runs in your browser. Blazes through your data. Zero setup. Zero cloud. All quack!

RT @DataCouncilAI: That’s a wrap! 🙌. Grateful for the speakers, sponsors, vendors, volunteers, and every curious mind who made #DataCouncil….

Drag in a file. Query it. Done ✅ .It’s like Excel met SQL and forgot the baggage 🙄. 💡Power user? Run joins across formats. ✈️On a plane? PondPilot works offline. 🔜 Coming soon? AI-generated SQL (BYO API key). We’re just getting started 😎.

🚀 Why PondPilot? Because:. 💥 Setup sucks… .💥 Uploading data feels sketchy! .💥 And cloud tools slow you down. PondPilot runs entirely in-browser 😎 Your data stays YOURS. No login. No lag. No limits! #datatools.