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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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little messed up but we’re all alright

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

@pmilbs_

8 years

One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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4 years

My life is just endlessly rewatching shows I like

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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4 years

Leaving out some Busch light and Oreos *just in case*

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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4 years

Havent been on Twitter in MONTHS but all I gotta say is

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

@pmilbs_

4 years

I wonder if Jacob knew that he was signing up for me baking cookies and scream singing enchanted in the kitchen at 9am on thanksgiving

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

I may or may not have made Buffalo chicken dip and put it over roasted sweet potatoes and called that dinner

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

Not me buying a bird feeder for the birds but now being angry at the birds because they refuse to eat from it

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

For anyone who cares I’m having a bridgerton themed bridal shower and these are my invites— I’m floored

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

My neighbors, in town mind you, have been setting off fireworks since last night. Im done. My dog is done. Goodbye July 4th

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

Today’s mental break down was sponsored by rustic nostalgia

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

Not me cuddling an ice pack while I roast in my house

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

But then again @RobinhoodApp has shut down trading so maybe I was smart who’s to say

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

@pmilbs_

5 years

LOL NOT ME SELLING AMC WHEN IT WAS $20 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

You see? 🌱plants🌱 it’s healthy

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

I told Jacob my new diet plan yesterday and his response was “sometimes I think you need marriage more than me” What was the diet plan? Eating rainbow goldfish for breakfast/lunch

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

Me when my dog yawns and makes a little whine noise

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

Yes obviously I just finished the ugly series by Scott Westerfield and I’m once again not well

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

There has to be more to life than working to death to barely get by. Whoever invented currency and the idea of having wealth was an idiot. I just want to live

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

Every Sunday my roommate bakes 5 or so chocolate cakes for a local restaurant and every Sunday I cry because our house smells so good

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

Jacob and I just applied for a townhome together and I’m so emo about it. Like that’s gonna be ✨our✨ home for our little family 👩‍❤️‍👨🐶🏡

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parker (Taylor’s Version)

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5 years

At the age of 24 sad girl hours now consist of belting out all of Olivia’s new album and baking homemade poptarts

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