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They/them causing mey/hem. a real actual doctor, if you’d believe it. Sovereignty has never been ceded. It always was and always will be, Aboriginal land.
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me attacking twinks until i’m next in line for the mpx vaccine
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to be queer is to add someone you’ve never met to your close friends instagram list
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big news for those of you that follow me for my fun earring collection
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i love being queer i can say “i miss that diva” and be talking about my local cafe, a dog i met once, or being SO mean
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i got a new chain for christmas (good) and found out morticia doesn’t like costumes and holds grudges (bad)
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i love to post on the internet it makes me feel happy and fulfilled :)
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oh you’re a gay couple? which ones the baker and which ones the engineer?
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POV: you just finished your last ever clinical exams in your living room at 3pm on a friday
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me reading horror movie plots on wikipedia because they’re too scary to watch
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gays finding out that a Negroni sbagliato with prosecco has less alcohol
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everyone this is leroy
my parents are away for a week and i have swindled to look after my cat for the week 😈😈😈
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katy perry put her FULL cunt into Never Really Over and i don’t think we, at the lgbt, fully appreciate it
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i fixed a traffic light as well!!! (don’t ask me why i have/need this)
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i have finished my thesis so you can have an egg shake (as a treat)
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@jtrebach
well in my first week of med school i wrote something had lots of pus on the board without knowing the word purulent
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is it a bit yellow? yes
is it still a slay? also yes
did i go to christmas with my irish catholic family? yes.
i did just bleach my hair? also yes
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melbourne friends! if you’re going to the protest today message me when you get there so i can block you on all social media and never speak to you again 💖
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my jeans shrunk in the wash so i’m now in my jeggings era can’t wait to stop Kony what he is doing is CRIMINAL
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me, a queer: *walks somewhere*
my apple watch: looks like you’re going for a jog!!
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my boyfriend has started saying “and can you skip the bit” when he asks me things…. not beating the silly goose allegations i fear
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people say survivor is a microcosm of the culture, and having an insufferable government official that hates medical staff proves that
#SurvivorAU
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i was hiding in the toilets at work on my phone and my manager messaged me on grindr to come back :/
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i let my dear sisters pick the movie location and they chose a PRISON !?
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i debuted my jacket but then i remembered i have a 5am start so can we all act like i didn’t wear this tonight when i wear it next week
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i should be 18 seltzers deep and completely marinated by now and yet here i am stuck studying for my silly little exams for my silly little medical degree
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i was trying to break up with a member of my throuple but they had an immunity idol and now i’m single :(
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it wasn’t that hot today why did i get a tanline i hate it here
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i cancelled the last two dates because i was nervous i’d been exposed on nye and both of them have tested positive but i’ve tested negative
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thinking about the time i was absolutely fuck-eyed on the fourth carrying kilos of fireworks
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success!!!
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wearing wired airpods in solidarity with my dear sister
@lynn_etc
who has lost their eighth pair of airpods ❤️
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there is simply nothing more queer than confirming someone’s pronouns before saying the most rancid things about them
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if i am opening a close friends story i am prepared to see cock and balls and if i don’t i am nothing short of furious
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yesterday whilst i was having relations with someone i was like “god you’re so gorgeous “ and he replied “thank you, you’re really funny” ??????
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my future husband better be so grateful i’m talentless and uncoordinated so they don’t have to sit through any concerts or games of mine
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last night i asked a 5 year old if the x-ray i ordered gave them superpowers and they told me i was “being ridiculous” :(
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everyone wants a dumpster truck ass but i went through my wardrobe yesterday and had to throw out FIVE pairs of pants from the last 6 months that i had torn the butt in
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i dropped my sandwich on zoom and turns out i wasn’t on mute and 80 people heard me moan ☹️😭
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i love how when gays say they’re doing something “chaotic” it can range from dying their hair to going to jail
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i asked my man what word he would be comfortable using to describe our relationship and he said “i like partner because you can mean it in the cowboy way too”
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pov you ask me to stop being a little gremlin at work, i choke you
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having a bad day? have you tried loudly yelling “i’m coming back for you baby..i’m coming back for you!” ???
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