Shmongoose would be a hilarious animal

https://t.co/B96LG2Wfsf

Imagine climbing into your car absolutely blasted and trying to make it home without getting busted and you left turn straight into the freakin President

Me after mixing random chemıcαls to clean the bathroom with the door shut:

oh yeah new song IS OUT https://t.co/jVKJDo326g

Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting.

Drip Plugin

“how’s your little music thing going”

https://t.co/q9MPDO48ah

everyone talks about tasteful underboob but no one ever talks about tasteful undercock

https://t.co/0kX2isfZnS

I'm sorry. As an AI language model, I simply cannot "give you an extra wristband."

I’ll stick anything in anything

been waiting for a parking for 4 hours bro what tffffffffffffffff hahahahahaha

maps be like: “you are 10 minutes away” 2 hours later “you are 9 minutes away”

That was so funny my toes are cracking up

Ayo thanks for the love this is dope!

I want a grand piano so big that I have to pay for it in square feet

you and your apple bottom jeans can gtfo

Me after watching avatar 2