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My sentences end on a completely different dinosaur
Cloud 9¾
Joined January 2010
Asked ChatGpt about Baha'i faith but there was a typo so now I know everything about Bhai's fandom @BeingSalmanKhan😐
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Too much AQI is indeed bad for health. I know, coz it hurts when everywhere I go people say - Aye, kyu aayi??? 😔
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The way it’s going we will soon need birth control for geeks producing A.I.
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Calls with customer care are a real time warp. I think I may have aged 15 yrs in the last 45 mins.
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Why are forehead frown lines called 11s when I have a friggin barcode up there??
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Just came home from seeing All We Imagine As Lightbulbs aka my colleagues lol
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Motivated people are psychopaths. Just sit down and cry every night like the rest of us.
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Late night drives are fun.. until your fake eyelashes fly off and end up on your boyfriend’s eyes instead
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Arguments are won by the one who has zoned out and is thinking of a funny meme whilst still giving you a death stare
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Daily reminder for self: it’s spanakopita that I enjoy eating not spina bifida 😔
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Me: i don’t know what to do 😩 Him: what you can do is… Me: don’t tell me what to do 😣
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Pretty sure Cinderella just wanted to be in bed by 12 and catch up on her sleep but the guy didn’t want to accept it and weaved a whole ass story around it.
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What is this Pokémon they keep talking about in Delhi called Pakkachu. They keep saying yeh toh pakkachu hai.
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How come u have grey tick moduji?
విశాఖపట్నం ఉక్కు కర్మాగారానికి ఆంధ్రప్రదేశ్ ప్రజల హృదయాల్లో ప్రత్యేక స్థానం ఉంది. నిన్నటి మంత్రివర్గ సమావేశంలో, ఈ కర్మాగారానికి రూ. 10,000 కోట్లకు పైగా పెట్టుబడిని మద్దతుగా అందించాలని నిర్ణయించాము. ఆత్మనిర్భర భారత్ సాధించడంలో ఉక్కు రంగానికున్న ప్రాముఖ్యతను అర్ధం చేసుకొని ఈ చర్య
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