@1DInquiring a few mates up dated facebook saying they saw him but no pics so 99% sure they are lying

@esquivelpatt @ManongHugot love this hair on any guy tbh

... "@PerezHilton: @ladygaga Wishing you a happy birthday and speedy recovery! x"

I hope @ladygaga tweets soon. We're running out of labral tear and wheelchair jokes.

I haven't yet come out of winter hibernation tbh. Only 4 weeks ago I was in 30 degree Aussie heat now THIS :(

Could do with a sunshiney heatwavey March day now. *glares at snow*

*puts on Teenage Dream*... *feels better about it all*

And the whole NYC mermaid thing and those amazing sets for the original EOG *weeps*

That friend was Starlight btw, which is totally the type of troll like behaviour I can see her doing hence why I believe it even more.

Reading credible rumours that "The Collection" cover was the original BTW cover, until a "friend" convinced her to go with BikeGa.

Here's me thinking of all the things from the BTW era that never were: original EOG video, original BTW cover (not BikeGa), Scheiße single

@MONSTERORGASMS I actually hope she stays away from any pop-art stylings. It would be way to obvious a choice rn for her.

It's snowing outside but I have pretty much just stocked myself up for summer on tea-dresses and blazers *feeling smug*

I could quite easily marry Katy Perry to be honest and live happily ever after with her in a candy floss cloud home in the sky.

Who would have thought Vogue would be advising on long distance relationships?

Do you loathe Skype because of how awful you look on screen? Here are our secrets for a more photogenic session http://t.co/kdEI0jpcVO

*blocks* "@BoyGagaloo: Oh oh oh ooohooh ooh I'm in love with Ju-da-ahs, Ju-da- *skips*"

*world implodes* "@atrl: [Celeb News] Perez Hilton Names Child After Himself http://t.co/mJ1NuRBVuO"