i JUST logged off btw.

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some of my oomfs will be celebrating.

i called out of work tonight

my hair stylist has no open availability so i’ve made my appointment at 1pm (her latest available) before my 10 hour graveyard shift that starts at 6pm that day. wish me luck.

RT @eeveeithink: why would anyone not like tall women? THERE IS MORE WOMAN.

i’m scared.

oomf listening to an artist i formerly had a toxic situationship with and she just sent me their song with invisible ink to remind me.

? what’s confusing? tell me that that pussy is mine!!! i feel like it doesn’t get any clearer than that.

i think that every single account mindlessly tweeting “holy shit women are so unfunny” in response to that tiktok of veronika i posted is just one of those shit posting hate comment monkeys from superman.

i just think it would be really fun to find 3 friends who will commit to playing bg3 once a week as a group and drinking wine and enjoying a little roleplay together. maybe that’s just me. maybe i’m a delusional dreamer.

i’m not falling for addison rae propaganda.

started doing this a lot less frequently after discovering a man was using my dms to write himself fanfics about SAing me for months.

i’m mogging u

x users are upset that i find woman funny.

to celebrate this news i’m posting my favorite tiktok of all time

this woman once spent an hour on the facetime teaching me how to blow my hair out properly… i will never live it down.

one time i worked with a grown ass man who once referred to breaking his labia. i said your WHAT? he then pointed to his femur. he was talking about breaking his femur.

had swag then have even more swag now

shit from a butt.

me after telling my bf that i ate the rest of his hot fries because i don’t like hot fries but i wanted to get them out of the house so i could buy the trader joe’s rolled corn chili lime tortilla chips