pickuplines
@pickuplines
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Using unoriginal pick up lines anywhere I can.
At a bar.
Joined December 2008
I've proven to a lot that size doesn't matter. Guess what, it's your turn tonight. #doesitmatter #probablydoes #motionoftheocean
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If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet.
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Feel this shirt. It's boyfriend material. @pickuplines
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You interested in a Handel-Crotch collaboration? #classicalmusic @pickuplines
1775 - William Crotch, composer was born #thisdayinmusic
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But honey, if you don't want a gut, take it up the butt. #justthisonce #doesitcountasadiet
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Don't worry honey as long as I have a face, you got a place to sit. #terriblepickupline #neverwithoutaseat
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Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered. Then I nail you. Sound good? 🔨🔩😉 #pickuplines
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl... #pickuplinesthatneverworks. Tweet at me awful lines that have been used on you.
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You look almost as hot as my sister, but that's illegal... #worstpickuplines
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Yeah babe, it's just like a milkshake. You gotta really suck hard for it to come out.
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You must sell hot dogs 'cause you got my wiener to stand. #pickupline
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Last one was, hey baby how about you get on your knees and smile like a donut. #mmmdonuts
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Here's another emoji #pickupline: ⤵️😀🍩😮 Translation to come next tweet.
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Emoji pickup line: 🚀🍑💨 Translation: Would you believe me if I told you I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore Uranus? #pickuplines
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You must be a termite 'cause I'm about to see some wood in your mouth.
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